there’s a man named “ifu will” that we’ve all collectively created by imagining

post-op womb tattoo idea: gravestone marking the final resting place of my penits

ireland was a vibe and best of all i got to hang with @gothgirl.bsky.social! sin is suuuuch a babe and one of the funniest, coolest, weirdo poster girls i’ve ever met. miss you already, beautiful 💋💖

ireland was a vibe and best of all i got to hang with @gothgirl.bsky.social! sin is suuuuch a babe and one of the funniest, coolest, weirdo poster girls i’ve ever met. miss you already, beautiful 💋💖

flirting is foreplay for sex which is foreplay for wrestling which is foreplay for a 2 hour improv comedy set while she's trying to sleep

i’m like a chaser for women who are cool and fun to be around

chat, did you know that @gothgirl.bsky.social is such a baddie? 😵‍💫

what if we started doing sapphic shark week

should have known ada lovelace was a doll from the way she was interested in computers

jamie, pull up a picture of me escaping samsara

Look at this great shot Audrey got of me, I look like a model from one of them magazines. What magazine should I be the cover girl for tho? ☺💕

audrey@whataretheauds.bsky.social · 4d ago

chat, did you know that @gothgirl.bsky.social is such a baddie? 😵‍💫

chat, did you know that @gothgirl.bsky.social is such a baddie? 😵‍💫

44 days until bottom surgery

you had me at i’m mad at you

mogging you? no im cogging you. welcome to the machine.

help i’m trapped in the gears of the machine that makes you gay!

sorry for becoming completely obsessed with you. i just really really really really really really really really really really really really really really really really really really really really really really really really really really really really really really really really really wanted to

sorry for becoming completely obsessed with you. i just really really really really really really really really really really really really really really really really really really really really really really really really really really really really really really really really really wanted to

i’m doing a tik tok challenge called “vibing fr rn”

omg chat i fed a goat today

this place is fvcking beautiful

breaking news: canadian transsexual dirtbag enjoys irish beaches

breaking news: canadian transsexual dirtbag enjoys irish beaches

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question for post-op girlies, how do you wipe your puss after using the urinal?

yeah i’m a tslur (tourist)

yeah i’m a tslur (tourist)

i am only getting bottom surgery so i can be ready when the kids make pants really skinny again

[kissyface emoji]

me (every time i have a crush): wow having a crush is so great me (every time i do not have a crush): i like forgs and tutles