me every time i have to go through germany

i'm in the mile high club but not the sexual one, just the one where i cry on a plane

what the fuck is up with this cat

lol nerd #pranked

why trick or treat? why not treat and treat :D

vet time 8|

me when i'm driving my truck

don't be scared

guy who pronounces gucci as gucky

texas ❤️

legit thought the americans were accommodating the chinese population here

oh there's heavy traffic on the highway? just go on the little highway next to the highway -americans

do not the dog

emmett got put down today :(((((

@jambles.lol and i looking at our future home <3

the scientific name for gorilla is gorilla gorilla gorilla

is the bike lane in the room with us right now?

she's so obsessed with it the little gollum creature

i wants it..

i love looking at flights online and then when i blink and the prices go up by $200

seems kinda sexist

i love america

they should invent an english 2 that's better

gf is telling me they're gonna become vegetarian because when they were cooking pork tenderloin today they "couldn't stop thinking about john pork" calling them

ugliest cat in the house and still so extremely cute

@ white people is this true

fatty squash

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