My 4-year/old just learned about the concept of infinity and is now throwing a tantrum over it. “It’s weird! I don’t like it. I just want numbers to stop!”
I sometimes thinking about this Canon ad with Godzilla at a copy machine when I’m feeling sad
Roses are red, Everything is red, I am Cyclops.
What's your favourite book ending? For me, it has to be Jaws.
Bad news everyone, I goofed up and gave my invite codes to a bunch of Draculas. They’re pretty much gonna suck our blood. We’re fucked.