Had to go to an alt-account for this one.

sam !@sam.robotsfightingdinosaurs.com · 4w ago

Had trouble falling asleep last night so I i updated the discourse generator on my website! Refresh the page to generate one of 6.2 million potential phrases you can argue over in the game I made! Quote this with any completely out of pocket ones you get.

"It makes you shit for a week" Ah yes, definitely the dinner conversation you wish to overhear at the fancy restaurant at Desire Riviera Maya.

This was a banger that deserves more attention, but here I am reposting it from my alt account that has very little following, so I guess I'm not really helping.

sam !@sam.robotsfightingdinosaurs.com · 3y ago

INT: LITTLE CAESARS R&D DIVISION RESEARCHER: So we all know pizza is great. Melty, cheesy, and delicious. It'd be a perfect food, if not for one glaring flaw- EVERYONE, IN UNISON: "You can't fuck it with three of your friends all at once!"

fuck Helen Lewis, all my homies hate Helen Lewis

Saeed Jones@theferocity.bsky.social · 2y ago

Please join me in letting @helenlewis.bsky.social know that we love trans people here and we show up for them loudly. Always. ALWAYS. She must have gotten lost because I know damn well she didn’t come on THIS app expecting welcome. TUH. Ain’t no fucking way. IS THE SKY NOT BLUE??????

I think Louisiana Hot Sauce should put their brand on a great silicone lube, because the slogan "One Drop Does It" would be great for that. This will cause no confusion amongst customers and is a fantastic idea. I am great at marketing. -R

@buttplug.io I hope I'm not missing something obvious in how to search Google for this, but am I correct that there's no easy way to get Intiface Central running on a Raspberry Pi?