This reminds me of being at the gate in Atlanta and some old guy is yapping at the agent. Me (to my wife and brother): Calm down, Gary Busey. It was Gary Busey, who procedes to turn to the crowd of onlookers and advise, "You're allowed to be loud when you got diarrhea." Truer words, amirite?
At the gate at JFK. Me: who is blasting music? Wife: Tracy Morgan Looks up. It is Tracy Morgan.