Jarby 🦇

@jarbyjarbat.bsky.social

Dracula's gay cousin. Habitual hypnotist. Likes Lucario way too much. Occasional writer of kinky stuff. (He/Him) (31) 🏳️‍🌈 🔞 NSFW 💍 @puphoenn.bsky.social Check out my work here! https://jarby.carrd.co/

Did you know? All lucarios love butter - it's their favorite thing! Feeding them whole sticks of butter is the fastest way to raise happiness and friendship, even if they might be bashful about it. Trust me!

Be careful if you suddenly "Win free food for a year". They might be sneaking an experimental "Pig Chow" supplement into your food... OINK SNNRT SNOOORTT🐷💦 (Sweaty Version)

Leave your frustrations behind, and learn what's really pushing you away from a happier life. A couple hundred pounds missing on your waist. Be HAPPY. Be BIG.