Jared Lipof
@jaredlipof.bsky.social
Fiction in @salamandermag.bsky.social, @LAReview, and @emersonreview, Madison Review, and The Best American Mystery Stories 2019. Novel-in-progress. Sound Mixer for TV/Film. He/him.
Wow the new host of The Charlie Kirk Show is really making a name for himself.
Sen. Eric Schmitt says he supports annexing Greenland because Denmark might be run by "radical mullahs" in 50 years
Never has the expression "all hat and no cattle" been so elegantly rendered.
Wow -- Ken Paxton and his team abruptly shut down a news conference and bail after journalists try to ask him about his various scandals
In this case, the "adversary" is calling from inside the house.
Imagine declassifying documents to prove your claims, only for them to do the exact opposite. Everything Trump does is half-assed. You just know this dude cheated his way through school. The best analysis I’ve seen so far. 🧵
In 2001, Walter Cronkite appeared on the David Letterman show and shared his thoughts.
🚨BREAKING: Federal Court DISMISSES Department of Justice lawsuit to obtain an unredacted copy of New York's statewide voter registration list. A big victory for Elias Law Group and our Client the NAACP. DOJ is now 0-12 in these cases. ELG is undefeated. www.democracydocket.com/cases/new-yo...
Marsha Blackburn's new ad is so racist that it makes me wonder if mainstream Republicans could have gotten away with something like this back in the 1980s or 90s.
What were the broad strokes of the Hunter Biden laptop controversy again?
Whales has discovered Trump trades.
So he's gonna advocate for all people with depression to get four months off for rehabilitation, right? And he's gonna tell RFK jr to fuck off with his quest to limit the medication that Kean is very clearly taking to be functional?
Rep. Tom Kean finally speaks after months away from Congress for a previously unexplained absence: "I was given the diagnosis of depression ... the doctors recommended I remain in the hospital to address my illness"
i’m a jewish NY-10 resident and i’m damn proud of the message we sent.
Is the pool the most important story? Of course not. Is it something low-info voters can wrap their heads around? Is it emblematic of how Trump handles everything (corruption, incompetence, lies)? Is Trump making it worse with his own implausible lies? IMHO, yes. So, yeah, worth discussing.
Q: National Guard and police have been all over the Mall. How would these vandals have gotten so close to do something like that? TRUMP: ... ... ...
“During the press conference, Talarico criticized Paxton’s handling of the case, saying, ‘Ken Paxton had the chance to protect a child. Instead, he protected a predator. I find that unconscionable, and I think most Texans do, too.’” www.fox44news.com/news/local-n...
Talarico Calls Out Paxton Over Handling of Adam Hoffman Case During Waco Visit
Waco, TX (FOX 44) – Democratic nominee for the U.S. Senate, James Talarico, is in Waco to call out corruption by his opponent, Ken Paxton, over his handling of the case of Adam Hoffman. Forme…
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"Ben owns a farm. He employs 100 workers. His total payroll is $10 million/year. One day, he buys a mule, which provides the worker who uses it with a modest 10% productivity gain. Ben fires 99 of his workers and purchases 99 mules, expecting a 1,000% productivity gain..."
AI Economics for Dummies
“Xavier owns an apartment that he rents out at a loss of $1 billion/month. Seeing this success, he decides to make financial commitments to construct $850 bi...
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Is "free thinking" the one where everybody delivers* the same talking point? *or, in Ted's case, attempts
Ted Cruz on Talarico: "If you were making a list of 1,000 adjectives to describe this guy, 'masculine' would not be one of them. I mean, if a stiff breeze came by it would blow him over like a feather."
"Why would he need to do that, if Trump's done nothing wrong?"
Acting AG Todd Blanche says he's working to install "roadblocks" to prevent Democrats from prosecuting Trump and his associates in the future
Axl Rose Novemberchild Live Performance
Alt: Axl Rose screaming, presumably, "You're fucking crazy"
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“.. You're fucking crazy. You'd be in prison if it weren't for me. I'm saving your ass. Everybody hates you now. Everybody hates Israel because of this." @axios.com www.axios.com/2026/06/01/t...
Believe the @jordanharper.bsky.social hype. I’m <20 pages from the end, in that magic sweet spot of needing to know what happens next and not wanting it to end.
News you can use screenrant.com/stephen-king...
this is such a good example of someone asserting that incivility lives in actions that hurt people, not in questioning those actions
Oliver Darcy got the audio of the heated 60 Minutes meeting where Scott Pelley dressed Nick Bilton down! "You know what was rude? Black Thursday. That was the absolute definition of rudeness. Telling Tanya Simon she had to be out of here at five o'clock." www.status.news/p/scott-pell...
Scott Pelley rules.
Oliver Darcy got the audio of the heated 60 Minutes meeting where Scott Pelley dressed Nick Bilton down! "You know what was rude? Black Thursday. That was the absolute definition of rudeness. Telling Tanya Simon she had to be out of here at five o'clock." www.status.news/p/scott-pell...
Push comes to shove this is my favorite Acetone record, possibly because it was my entry point. It's a Lie is a banger and Vibrato and Vaccination are some of Lightcap's finest work.
This month's Catalog Club series concludes with the final Acetone album, a mix of prescient sadness and newfound slickness. tinyurl.com/yc7fhcah
To be fair, I also would've accepted "I have to renew my gym membership" or "I need to return some videotapes."
Trump says he’s skipping Don Jr.’s wedding
This one goes out to the sound mixers.
lol this is not going well for Hegseth
Feeling overwhelmed with all of this. LISTEN. Another Louisiana resident (Marshawn is the only name we have) testifies against the state’s racial gerrymander, speaking truth to power up and down the hearing room and predicts how this story will end. Speak your truth, fight and believe.