"Queer people are so obsessed with gender and genitals!" Straight ass cis men in the 1800's: "Look at this water tower we just built!"

Didn't hear the term "Bisexual" until I was 17 and I was SO fucking confused until then, then it all just went *click* "Oh yeah that's what it was"

Queen_Potato@queenpotato.bsky.social · last yr.

Share a trans and/or LGBTQ+ lore about yourself.

I'm not 'good' at not using people's deadnames, I'm just so fucking bad at remembering names as soon as you choose another I forget your deadname instantly It's not a skill it's a deficiency with a fortunate side effect

Twitch loves to autoplay random streams from your region when you open it, and 90% of Danish streamers love to max volume the worst fucking electronic music you've ever heard What a combo

Not now kitten, daddy is teaching anti-fascist organising 101 on the Discord server

Finally got around to watching The Dark Crystal and omg, the ‘HmmmnnMMMMMnnnhh’ verbal stim has absolutely taken over my brain

Networking with some silly fellas

I love going to job conventions where they have exactly 0 jobs available, but they do have a lot of PR for their products and services

You should let me into your home, I can be trusted with access to your innermost sanctum

Jarlo@jarlo.bsky.social · last mo.

My first battlejacket almost done! 🐐 Just need the studs to arrive so I can finish the shoulders #battlejacket

My first battlejacket almost done! 🐐 Just need the studs to arrive so I can finish the shoulders #battlejacket

I got the discord kitten in the divorce

Stop using anti-zoomer language Instead of saying "Good morning", say "I'm such an awakecelled dressedmaxxer. I'm a showerpilled rizzler, and I'm going to cook today."

Yeah just shoot this dopamine straight into my veins

Goofing on it till I spaff

People Don't Think Hard Enough About: COCK TRANSFORMATION Come overthink about it with me for a moment! :3 #mouthmoth.art

Adding someone new on Discord and they hit you with the "Been a while, huh?"

What The Dog Dog Loading

Alt: Dog with a lazy eye, and a gif of the loading pattern right on top of his head

static.klipy.com

There are some pipes by the river that the juvenile mink love playing in. They remind me so much of my ferrets. #widlife #nature 🐡📷

it merely took 8 months

Introduce yourself as what almost killed you. Hey, I’m Axe-Chase Salt-poisoning McFall Down the Funhouse Stairs

Cat@f0xfood.bsky.social · 2mo ago

Introduce yourself as what almost killed you. HI, I'm Drowning (x7)

Petplay but I build you an entire ecosystem for you inside a massive glass box, and the only interaction you get with me, is during feeding and weekly maintenance

Brought my homeblend of tea to a local furry function Offered it to someone and they said "No I don't drink t- wait a minute that smells hella good, give me a cup" Another tea convert, lads

Going to the bathroom after a man has used too much spray deoderant in there

I will never trust a man who isn’t silly enough to at least drop a :3 once in a while

A lot of parent’s rights activists really just want to own other people as property, and fucking hate it when they have things like rights, their own desires and preferences

LMAO alright alright

starborn96.bsky.social@starborn96.bsky.social · 2mo ago

DUDE DO THE COBBLEMON DRAGONITE PICTURE WITH THE PLUSHY I BEG OF THEE

Was driving past this loose dog yesterday, anybody know who might own it? It didn’t even have a collar…

Imagine learning IT or coding when the seeds of the upcoming Butlerian Jihad are already sprouting

cw : cock vore Juuuust making sure that @koryvali.bsky.social knows the party isn't over "yet"~