Coughed and sneezed at the same time and now my larynx is fucked and I can’t swallow anythinggg. There goes my social life
Anytime I take a test, it’s like my brain does a memory purge as soon as I click start.
Hank Hill Sprays Himself with Water
ALT: Hank Hill Sprays Himself with Water
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Last piece of bread jumped out of the toaster and onto the floor. I’m done!!!
Babe it’s sooooo fucking hot when you go out and vote. Like I am just a hole for you when you go out and vote. Did you go vote yet ?
I feel like there’s been extra effort put into everyone’s costumes this year 👏
I love gay Halloween because wym you’re a no loads refused cum dump
When you try to add someone to CF but you unfollow them instead 😔
I’ll never be able to understand ‘oh yeah, I just completely forgot to eat’ people because I’m literally never not thinking about my next meal.
It’s Sunday morning so ofc I’m watching Ethel Cain review her smell goods.
