One of my favorite Elden Ring NPC moments that is equally horrific and hilarious. Especially the way she wretches after you walk away 😂🤮🤢 I hope there's an A24-style close up in the film of Hyetta's teeth squishing into one of the "grapes."
Well, I guess it's time to admit I have ED. 😢 I never thought that would be me. And sadly, Viagra and Cialis don't do shit for me. I just left the bathhouse after 2 hours and now I'm crying in my car. So embarrassing. I know injectables work, maybe I'll get some.
Doing the Burt Reynolds pose with my dog conveniently blocking my junk 😂😂
Vintage film vibes on a thirst trap? Groundbreaking
I just saw a hot guy on here jerking off but he had a bible verse on his shirt. Whyyyyyyyyyyyyyy (I know I'm a little salty tonight. And drunk. But WTF)
I mean, I *could* be jerking off to you right now but without a face you like every other body with hairy tits and a fat ass. Yawn.
Jason The "Nahhh Meean?"@jasoniswhatever.bsky.social · 5d agoI'd rather you guys hide the dick than hide the face. Come on. Don't be one of those headless bitches you see on Grindr.
I'd rather you guys hide the dick than hide the face. Come on. Don't be one of those headless bitches you see on Grindr.
get to know your bloomfs! name: Jason age: My husband and I do crosswords together. 👴🏻 zodiac sign: Virgo, but ♈️ 🌙 & ♌️ rising bday: ⬆️ fav musical artists: Machinedrum, Kelela, Alex Isley country: US dream job: Oxymoron! fav colour: Periwinkle fav season: 🌸 Fever ⏭️ 🌞Nudity birth year: Xennial
Andy@andyofeternia.bsky.social · last wk.get to know your bloomfs! *Keeping the redactions, just do the math… name: Andrew age: Beekeeping Age zodiac sign: Aires bday: nah fav musical artists: Gaga, Madonna, anything 90s dance country: US dream job: I do not dream of labor fav colour: blue fav season: summer birth year: nope
Be gay Eat doritos Do crimes Wear tightywhities #twt #tummytuesday
Okay is everyone cool with reskeeting your own posts now? Even some people I thought might look down on it are doing it now. Asking cuz I kinda want to too.
Did any of you ever actually dial 867-5309? I did. Here's what happened. jasonthequeerrebel.micro.blog/2026/07/28/s...
I cant wait to nap in my hammock later. I'm a sleepy guy right now 😴