I'd be fine. I still know how to write in both English and code. I'd probably be annoyed a bit more about having to make powerpoint slides instead of making a sketch in MS paint and having AI translate it into something clean and deliverable.
Ayo@darrylayo.bsky.social · 19h agoGuys like this don’t realize that they are the freak
I read most of @dannyfunt.bsky.social’s book Everybody Loses today and I’m even more radicalized against the sports betting industry than when I woke up. I’m not anti gambling by any stretch. In the chapter about NY, I chuckled remembering taking advantage of Caesars’ $3k match but…
So now it’s illegal to to improv comedy?
In Otter News@in-otter-news.bsky.social · 4d agoSounds like otter chaos.
Could not be more excited for the return of the large smashy man
Collin 'Appears To Be A Typo' Woodard@collinwoodard.bsky.social · 2w ago🚨 new reacher trailer just dropped 🚨
Still angry that the Israeli government rushed to blame Mamdani for an antisemitic stabbing in New York this past week... when they also rushed to absolve Trump of any blame for the much deadlier 2018 Pittsburgh synagogue shooting, for which Trump was actually much more culpable.
I’m so ready to try this next time I pitch to my cousin’s kids in wiffle ball
Codify Baseball@codifybaseball.bsky.social · 2w agoKerry Wood, Behind-The-Back Eephus 😮
I am once again begging Hollywood to stop using the Greek alphabet for an Ancient World movie, if they can't afford to even throw a couple of quid at anyone with an inkling of the language. Unless they really think audiences are dying to see THS THDPSSSSPS
we have issued an arrest warrant for Diarrhea
Ben Miller@benwritesthings.bsky.social · 3w agogirl WHAT
also, the idea that electoral politics is a game of always following and never leading is just nonsense.
Some folks are going to try too unlink the “there’s a massive nationwide outbreak of explosive diarrhea” story from the “Lindsey Graham died of a sudden illness” story. Nope. I’m sorry. Occam’s Razor definitively proves that Lindsey Graham pooped himself to death.
Donald Trump is going to give the most insane eulogy you’ve ever heard and people are going to try to pretend it’s normal
Schooley@schooley.bsky.social · 3w agoTrump hates when he has to pretend to care about another human being.
What if Mitch McConnell has been dead this whole time but someone hid the body because they had a huge Kalshi bet on him living longer than Lindsey Graham?
lindsey graham won't see your jokes and memes because he got diarrhea and is in hell now, but someone writing an op-ed titled "the left's problem with manners" might. So make them really funny.
I was speaking with Mitch McConnell by phone for twenty minutes when he said, "hey, what's Lindsay Graham doing here?"
Lindsey Graham won’t see all your clever quips and dunks, because he’s dead and that’s honestly pretty funny so by all means carry on
May we all live long enough to see our fondest lifelong wishes come true. May we all have worthier fondest lifelong wishes than "war of aggression by the United States against Iran."
Sadly, kalshi and polymarket are the only ways I can bet against this obvious bullshit
Forbes@forbes.com · 4w agoThe billionaire CEO said the company planned to land astronauts back on the moon in the next few years, before eventually building a permanent “metropolis” on its surface.”
Rebecca Lowe introducing the desk as “two of Lionel Messi’s former teammates and Alexi Lalas” lmao
A graduate of Brown University and Yale Law School says Americans are sick of candidates grown in vats but since everyone he knows was also grown in a vat, he went and found Platner because he couldn't tell the difference
Solomon@solomonrmissouri.com · 4w agoBut his doctors assured us he’s a trim 215
Aaron Rupar@atrupar.com · last mo.Trump: "William Taft ... he was a large man. Loved the hot dogs at the baseball games. He was our heaviest president, and I have to be careful, because I don't want to supersede his record. And a thing like that would be possible if I allowed it to happen."
People who spiral out overusing LLM chatbots are really just experiencing the kind of brain-damaging stream of unconditional validation that’s always been the norm for the hyper-wealthy, which explains a lot.
Jon Hendry@jonhendry.bsky.social · last mo.Worse than Twitter, private discussions (text, email, whatever) among like-minded wealthy lunatics who are all surrounded by yes-men who talk like ChatGPT in maximum ass-kissing mode.
If Trump isn’t on the phone tomorrow to get Balogun un-suspended what even was the point of all that corruption
The other fun fact about Bobby Bonilla Day is the reason the Mets felt comfortable offering Bonilla 8% interest on his buyout. They arbitraged the cash in a hedge fund that basically guaranteed 10-12% annual returns… …managed by Bernie Madoff.
Craig Calcaterra@craigcalcaterra.bsky.social · last mo.Your annual Bobby Bonilla Day reminder that by doing the deal the Mets got Mike Hampton who led them to the World Series and used the pick they got when he left to get David Wright, who became the best position player in team history and a beloved franchise icon. The owners wanna ban such deals now
Your annual Bobby Bonilla Day reminder that by doing the deal the Mets got Mike Hampton who led them to the World Series and used the pick they got when he left to get David Wright, who became the best position player in team history and a beloved franchise icon. The owners wanna ban such deals now
