I still stand by the Riddle of the Sphincter as one of the best ideas I've ever had. "What does everyone have but can also BE?" "An asshole"
JB
@jaybeeretro.bsky.social
Twitch Partner Video games are my passion. Born to poop, forced to wipe. Live on Twitch: Sat&Sun gremlin hours, CST twitch.tv/jb_retro Business inquiries: commondentist@gmail.com (Don't ask, I made it when I was 14.)
It took a good while to FINALLY get the combat down but I'm much better off than I was when I started! Good handful of minibosses down and I met the LEGEND, GYOUBU! I beat him after a couple tries too! I'm having such a frustratingly good time with this game! 5/34 trophies down!
JB@jaybeeretro.bsky.social · 3d agoTonight's the night I start fulfilling my Partner Promise™ and start my first Soulslike game on stream! I'm starting my platinum trophy run of Sekiro: Shadows Die Twice now! Come lurk/hang out! twitch.tv/jb_retro
Tonight's the night I start fulfilling my Partner Promise™ and start my first Soulslike game on stream! I'm starting my platinum trophy run of Sekiro: Shadows Die Twice now! Come lurk/hang out! twitch.tv/jb_retro
Hi. I maybe kinda sorta announced a little partner push on Friday. So it'd be pretty cool if you came to hang out today 🥰 We're having a community day and playing Mario Party & Mario Kart! Live in 15 mins! Twitch.tv/jazzyxkitten
I won't be live myself tonight, but I'll be over here in a little bit answering (hopefully correctly) trivia! Come hang out with us over at NCA's channel, they're live now! twitch.tv/nationalchildrensalliance
I'll just say it: yeah, there's a ton of people on here who complain about Twitter being horrible and toxic and full of drama...a lot of you brought that with you when you came here.
So when I was pushing for Partner, I offhandedly made the promise I would play Sekiro as my first official "Soulslike for stream" game. Well... Guess what game I'm gonna try for the platinum trophy for? THIS WEEKEND. (also I won't be live Saturday for this. I'll be doing a trivia event for NCA!)
Such a wonderful celebration weekend! I appreciate the support and love from everyone this weekend SO much! We ended up getting our first Golden Kappa train this morning, which was really exciting! I didn't expect to go over 15 hours today, but it was entirely worth it seeing all the homies!
JB@jaybeeretro.bsky.social · last wk.We're back with more Banjo-Kazooie! This has been such a lovely time revisiting a game I didn't grow up with as a kid but loved when I played it many years ago! Let's try getting the entire rest of the set done tonight! Live now! twitch.tv/jb_retro
Mastery #52: Banjo-Kazooie This is such a classic and this was a really fun set! Shout-out to beating Mr. Vile without the boots and beating Gruntilda damageless for actually being challenging! Otherwise it's a great 100% run and even has the Stop N Swop items to collect! Highly recommend this one!
We're back with more Banjo-Kazooie! This has been such a lovely time revisiting a game I didn't grow up with as a kid but loved when I played it many years ago! Let's try getting the entire rest of the set done tonight! Live now! twitch.tv/jb_retro
We are live with more charity streaming for National Children's Alliance! Let's continue this 96 exit run! twitch.tv/eternalzep
We're up to Day 6 of Metroid Prime 4. It feels like we're getting closer to the end of the game... But there's still a whole other area and a lot of item cleanup to be had first. So let's see what the game has in store today. Now live! www.twitch.tv/killerdraco
I'm back from vacation and ready to celebrate with my first stream as a Twitch Partner! We're starting Banjo-Kazooie achievements tonight and chatting it up with the community! twitch.tv/jb_retro
✨️🥭 Live 🥭✨️ Itsa megaman 2 time! (2 like the amount of streams I need to unlock the partner application on July 30th) ⏩️ twitch.tv/trashrandicoot #megaman #nes #retrogaming
I'm really excited to be back to streaming tomorrow evening! I'm ready to party and go GUH-HUH with everybody as I reflect and show thanks to everyone who's supported my community! I don't really have anything big planned, but I'll be going for quite a while tomorrow.
Banjo Kazooie on Beach Vacation
Alt: Banjo Kazooie on Beach Vacation
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Pokemon opinion: Game Freak shouldn't have been cowards and made Alomomola an evolution of Luvdisc.
Alomomola Heart Fish
Alt: Alomomola Heart Fish
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StrawbryGem | Gem@strawbrygem.bsky.social · 2w agoPokemon opinion: Fairy Type should have never been invented. Leave the normal types normal and leave my dwagons alone >:(
I was doing item collection in the Abandoned Ship and look what my team picked up while in there.
2am thinking: I've been a smidge lonely lately. Like, I think all of my needs are met as far as socially and emotionally. But I do on occasion would think coming home to someone or getting to flirty-text someone would make my ol' heart pitter-patter a little. But it's scary "making the first move."
HI! Teeeeeeechnically my break is over, but you know how I am with my schedule during the week. However, I'm back this weekend to celebrate achieving Partner on Twitch! I'll be going live much earlier at 5pm CST and starting up a RetroAchievements run of Banjo-Kazooie as we celebrate!
Without saying your age, what is your favorite movie released the year you turned 18?
Rango: It Only Takes One Bullet
Alt: Rango: It Only Takes One Bullet
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Ivy 🎮 FF VII: Rebirth 🖤🤍💜@ivyinmyheart.bsky.social · 2w agoWithout saying your age, what is your favorite movie released the year you turned 18?
I'm not going to watch the Odyssey. I'm only going to let people tell me stories about it, just as Homer did it.
I drove upstate to meet a cool Twtich friend and we went to a game store. This my haul from today!
Financially manipulating people who, themselves and their family member, are on disability and money-keeping a fucking Discord server is something that REALLY rubs me wrong. On top of the unprofessionalism displayed by a so-called content creator by plagiarizing and stealing work from others.
TabbyBat@tabbybat.bsky.social · 3w agoI’m done being vague about this due to recent events. Noahdivergence is a danger to the neurodivergent and disabled community and minors and should not have a platform. Im appalled by the way he’s manipulated and treated people so Im sharing just a few of the many things he’s done in this thread.🧵
I’m done being vague about this due to recent events. Noahdivergence is a danger to the neurodivergent and disabled community and minors and should not have a platform. Im appalled by the way he’s manipulated and treated people so Im sharing just a few of the many things he’s done in this thread.🧵
TabbyBat@tabbybat.bsky.social · 3w agoWhen a content creator does awful things and just tries to sweep it all under the rug by switching platforms and soft rebranding 🙄 Is it that hard to just make content, be kind and genuine and not be a pos? So tired of people turning out to be a wolf in sheep’s clothing 💀