Jennifer ✘ No Fun Club
@jaydedjen110.bsky.social
41 years old | Childfree cat lady| Democrat | #actuallyautistic | #freePalestineNOW | #PROCHOICE | #MCRTWT | #TLOU | #MSI dni | LGBTQIA+ | FUCK TRUMP | FUCK ICE
Brain: Go eat. Me: I'm not hungry. Brain: All you've had all morning is water. Go eat. Your blood sugar is 85! Me: But I- Brain: I. Said. Go. Eat. Now. Me: But-
My uncle: “Why do you, as a grown woman, like Lego so much?” Me: “Clicky brick make spicy brain go ‘shhh’.”
One question MAGA cause I've been going through the Epstein files little by little: HOW IN THE FLYING FUCK DID YOU ASSHOLES MANAGE TO TOP UNIT 731 IN THE ATROCITIES DEPARTMENT?!
🚨 Epstein survivors release this powerful PSA in advance of the Super Bowl demanding answers from the Justice Department. This is the Super Bowl ad every American should see. Spread it everywhere.
Neil Gaiman: "So anyway..." The rest of us: NOT NOW, NEIL GAIMAN.
I had bariatric surgery in March 2024. I was 351 lbs before my surgery, and I just weighed myself this morning and I'm down to 204. I've lost 147 lbs since March 18, 2024. I actually cried looking at my scale this morning.
The “Melania” doc is so bad Greg Abbott walked out of it.
I'm waiting for Chewy to deliver Lotus' Churus and she's giving me The Look cause I always give her one a day. I ran out 2 days ago.
Greg Bovino was fired from ICE. Sadly he can't go back to the North Pole because he was fired for constantly missing elf practice so I dunno what he's gonna do now.
a cartoon elf with a beard and a hat is standing in a room
ALT: a cartoon elf with a beard and a hat is standing in a room
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Tea. Tea fixes everything. Have a cold? Tea. Sore throat? Tea. A little tired and want some caffeine? Tea. A domestic terrorist group is roaming the streets of your country and indiscriminately beating, imprisoning and shooting people for standing up to them? TEA GOD DAMN IT!
Just wanted to say if any of my followers in any way tries to justify this shooting in Minneapolis... Just unfollow me now. I trust a majority of you but I'm leaving this as a general comment. I don't want ICE supporters on my profile.
How I know I'm getting old: Writing a shopping list and it took me 15 minutes to remember the word BACON.
"The world hates America right now, you know." NO FUCKING SHIT, REALLY?! I HAD NO FUCKING IDEA! Shut the FUCK up.
THE SCREECH I JUST SCREECHED I CAN'T FUCKING WAIT
My stress ball broke T_T Pretty sure that's a good summary of 2025 in a nutshell tbh
I wanna start writing that idea I had yesterday but my brain is not sharp enough at the moment to make words do the thing.
I've decided tomorrow is ROOM CLEAN DAY because I have TOO MUCH SHIT.
Potential fanfic idea!!! Saw something about this on TV and wheels started turning in my head.
I decided to bike to 7-11 because I needed a few things... should have just done a Grubhub run because it's COLD out and now my hands hurt.