Jay Tyler

@jaythecakethief.bsky.social

Educator, Film Critic, Austinite. He/Him

Movie pitch: Time travelers go back to 1970 Broadway to try to make Paris is Out! a huge smash hit, propelling its young producer Donald J. Trump to further invest in his passion for musical theater and not take over his father's real estate business.

The degree to which Right Wingers are mourning the death of Spirit Airlines as if it was an American institution is embarrassing. It was a company we all agree sucked, and so it failed. Trying to blame Biden or Warren to deflect blame from Trump makes you defend a shitty company no one liked.

We heading towards an economic realignment worse than the dot com and sub-prime mortgage crisis combined, and whoever is the next President will be crucified for it. Our technocratic overloads have built a house of cards that is set to collapse, but will take none of the blame.

I am not one of those WHCD truthers, but it does seem telling that they seem BIG MAD that assassination attempt number three seemed to have zero effect on how anyone is going about their business.

Potentially controversial take: I am increasingly uncertain how many books I need to own. Reference books, RPG books, maybe some comics. But I also simply don't re-read books often enough to justify needing a physical copy when libraries exist.

Been thinking increasingly about how our entire frame of reality, or entire frame of how things foundationally WORK is based on the idea of scarcity. Some people can't eat because we don't have enough food. Some people have to die of horrific diseases because there aren't enough doctors.

So here's the play: -Christian Nationalists start to see enough daylight to separate themselves from Trump. After all, he can't be elected again. -They start to shift their focus on the next guy to prop up, probably JD. -The framing becomes JD cleans up the mess "demon possessed" Trump left behind.

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I am not a one issue voter becaue I recognize the broad complexity of social and pragmatic issues that face a political state the size of ours, but if I was, it would be "We have to fix dental insurance."

So Sora, OpenAI's video creation software, is shutting down, a mere two weeks after announcing a rights deal with Disney that never materialized. Suspect that means the AI generated content platform on Disney+ is also dead. Is the world healing?

I hate that the word "franchise" is having to be used to describe the Project Hail Mary success. That is a corporate word that crept into our film discourse lexicon, and in this particular case is not even that helpful.

THE LAST CRITIC is a delightful portrait of Robert Christgau, legendary rock critic, whose approach to both criticism and the written word are admirable. The documentary is a little shaggy, but Christgau is so charming it is hard to be mad at. #SXSW2026

BEAST RACE: A blistering dystopian footrace film out of Brazil. Blends the style of half a dozen other things, but blends them distinctly new ways. If you ever wondered if Mad Max and Running Man had a baby and then borrowed the sun soaked visuals of early Fast movies, check out ASAP. #SXSW2026