Winning feels good. Channeled my inner Rihanna for some celebration shenanigans. 💰🍾✊🏾 Run me my coins, @washingtonpost.com!

lots of ways to skin a cat. I’m cool with any of them as long as the pussy is bald at the end (goal met).

Record profits and record layoffs

Tom Delonge Blink182 Wtf Meme

ALT: Tom Delonge Blink182 Wtf Meme

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But Trump, Ted Cruz, and other ignorant Republicans in Congress who don’t have the first clue what they’re talking about continue to repeat their talking point that we have to go full speed ahead and anyone who suggests otherwise is just influenced by “Chinese propaganda.”

The reason why they think their voters are this dumb and gullible is because they are.

Good news: he lost.

If you owe a woman $5 million dollars for sexual assault, you also owe the country your resignation. It's that simple.

When you think they’ll announce Mitch McConnell is dead?

Any sweeping systemic change you want to make in the United States has to begin with adding seats to the Supreme Court in 2029. No major reform bill will survive the current court. No civil rights law, no anti-corruption law, no wealth tax, nothing.

Still waiting for evidence that Mitch McConnell is alive.

Apparently, we can’t use our tax dollars to pay for healthcare or making food free for all children because we need to make sure that ice has robot dogs.

Imma have my ass out all fall too teach ya kids about bad bitches

Get married? I spent my whole life taking care of a man… I just can’t spend the rest of it taking care of a man

you’ll lose a lot being sexually undisciplined …

Mr.Clingy

Oh nothing. Just @hakeem-jeffries.bsky.social the leader of our party in the house spreading right wing talking points. We need new leadership yesterday.

Aaron Rupar@atrupar.com · 2mo ago

WELKER: Do democratic socialists belong in the Dem Party? JEFFRIES: What I can say is I do not support defunding the police, I do not support open borders, I do not support abolishing the Senate. We're focused on actually solving the problems hard-working American taxpayer want us to solve ...

Man who was the laser-eyed target of Twitter and rightwing media for the last month found dead today.

Chris Berez@chrisberez.bsky.social · 2mo ago

Holy fucking shit Jason Arday found dead

None of this shit is worth our lives.

Chase bank playing in my face…

Palantir paid no U.S. federal income tax last year despite recording substantial profits. truthout.org/articles/pal...

Palantir Paid No Federal Income Tax. Its Global Tax Rate Is Just 1.4 Percent.

The infamous surveillance company paid $22.7 million in global corporate taxes while raking in $1.6 billion in profits.

truthout.org

I proudly endorse this message from my grandparents ❤️

We did see that coming.

Meta Caught Paying Nazis to Post on Facebook

An investigation found that Meta has been paying prominent neo-Nazi accounts to post on Facebook through its invite-only monetization program.

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AI is now answering 911 calls in New Orleans. The AI handles incoming calls and is supposed to analyze and prioritize the calls so that if multiple people phone in about the same incident, the chatbot will handle the repetitive calls about the same incident. /1

New Orleans will use AI to answer 911 calls instead of a human

New Orleans is using AI to answer 911 calls instead of human dispatchers. What does this mean for crime and emergency response?

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Let him cook.

Acyn@acyn.bsky.social · 3mo ago

El-Sayed on Vance: Is that Peter Thiel's boy with that Ohio charisma? The last thing that he said that made any sense was Hillbilly Elegy—after he said that Donald Trump had no business being president of anything. And then he decided to suck up to power.

And we know the vaccine worked Cuz yall refuse to wash your hands…

Dozens of gas-burning power plants are being built across the country, solely to power data centers. These plants could emit as much planet-warming pollution as half of all passenger vehicles in the entire country in a single YEAR. We need a data center moratorium — now.

NASA Administrator Jared Isaacman on rockets crashing into the moon: "It's not a big deal right now. The moon has clearly seen better days."

BREAKING: Anthropic announced that its artificial intelligence models had breached three different organizations during cybersecurity tests that went awry, a little more than a week after its chief rival, OpenAI, disclosed a similar incident.

Anthropic’s AI Models Hacked Three Organizations During Tests

Anthropic PBC announced that its artificial intelligence models had breached three different organizations during cybersecurity tests that went awry, a little more than a week after its chief rival, OpenAI, disclosed a similar incident.

bloom.bg

Listening to a group of white people at the bar explaining racism 😂😂😂 and trying to explain why their friend (orange man loyalist) isn’t racist Fill the clown cars 🚗 drive ‘em off.