Cold night back at work. Just less than three hours now.

Ran into an old friend i haven't seen since...i honestly can't remember...before COVID lockdown? Before they were even married? Guy looks like, and i mean this in a very complimentary way, the co-host from Home Improvement but shorter. Honestly made my day.

Tim Taylor's Classic Side Eye

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Forgot my steeltoes so guess who can't operate the powerjack at work tonight and now their body feels like a beat up old plough(plow?) horse Hint: dis guy

One house I walk by after work that just has the most random and ever-growing collection of Halloween decorations. Dead guy with wheelbarrow of fake gold Sort of loc ness monster. Various skeletons including recently added skeleton shooting nerf gun at another skeleton doing the matrix dodge.

So I just saw someone announce that dillinger four has been granted the status of "honorary Canadians" purely so they can book them on a show that just wanted to showcase Mexican, Canadian and latin-culture bands I enjoy and approve of this immensely.

Some of y'all need to know if I follow you that your reach is at *least* this far.

Balerion the Cat@balerionthecat.bsky.social · 2w ago

How would you describe your social media reach ?

Alright late night dog walk completed, dog hydrated and in the crate for the night and now to shower

The Voices of Our Mother is a solid horror movie and I cannot believe how quick that pacing is. But nothing was lost to it at all. Probably because I think nearly all the past horror flicks I've watched recently have been slow burn to some extent.

"Alas, poor Yorick! I fuckin' knew him, Horatio,"

Obie@obienator.bsky.social · 2w ago

“To be or not to be, that is the fucking question.”

These two were a pair. One of my favourite wrestling photos ever. PAC mid-shooting star to the floor.

Someone was talking about PAC being stoic at meet & greets on Twitter, so it reminded me of this anecdote.

RIP to PAC. What a shame.

Aew Pac

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Ah yeah haven't listened to GGC or NotaCast or any of the asoiaf stuff I normally do in forever. feels good to hear somebody say shit about those books again and it isn't just me, letting my own thoughts echo back n forth in my own skull like very sad ping pong balls.

Got to that part in The mighty nein with the...I can only think to call it the "giant snapping turtle" incident and good god that's a funny listen.

What's keeping me going through this shift: One sugar energy drink (just finished) The thought of making stuffed peppers later

Hey it's Dee Dee Ramone's birthday I know this exists and now so shall all of you m.youtube.com/watch?v=rAl-...

DEE DEE KING "Funky Man"

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Tried putting an ice sphere in my snake's water dish just to see what he did with it. I think hes trying to figure out if he can do anything to it or not. Wrapping around it only to go "ugh too cold" releases then he warms up and comes back like "okay one more try"

Alright, the snake seems to understand that self-vore will not be tolerated in our household. I think he foolishly turned to it in frustration from an annoying shedding process. Who hasn't tried to eat the lower 8th of your own body because your skin is flaking off, really

🎶You'll have to excuse me, I'm not at my best I have to explain to my snake not to eat himself I wish this was a jest🎶

I think the celebrity jokes about sheeran are just escapism for me. Because israeli forces raided a kindergarten 2 weeks ago, and a building damaged by israeli bombs collapsed on top of families yesterday, and everything is heartbreaking.

One of the worst ideas I've ever come up with is The Galeb Duhr Gang™: a criminal organization made up of Galeb Duhrs all named Galeb Duhr. Just 5 or 6 barely sentient rock piles shaped like people, who want your money/valuables but don't really know why they want it.

Alright it's past midnight I should eat...something at some point. Considering I've been awake for some time now

Had to explain to one of my coworkers, who's real close to me in age, that George Micheal was gay. He was genuinely surprised. Come on man, you heard Careless Whisper and went "yeah a straight man wrote that" I almost don't want to tell him about Rob Halford, it might shatter his mind.

Since I gotta work tonight I'm trying to time this early morning dog walk so I can enjoy some of labour day since I spent most of my actual day off trying to sleep

CANADIANS: RUIN THE FUCK OUT OF THIS ANTI-AI PETITION. this is an OFFICIAL GOVERNMENT PETITION and it needs you to verify an email and that's it. do this right now please. thaaaaanks.

Ruby (ft. Jimin)@lapsedbard.bsky.social · last mo.

CANADIANS, this petition to regulate data centers in Canada is open until September 24, please sign! www.ourcommons.ca/petitions/en...

I was going to finally change my snake's substarte but I notice he was shedding so I guess I'll leave him be. I noticed when I went to pick him up and his dry dead scales became lil' cherub looking "wings" lightly flapping in the breeze and now I want a winged snake

Back from the lil' remembrance mass for my zia. As I am and have not been catholic for some time I had pretty much the whole too-humid service to think

My left shoe's sole has gained a mouth

"What's that, four cream cheese covered cinnamon buns? Buy all of you on my lunch break? For 3 dollarydoos? Ofm, fyi coulbfent boo vhat" I say as my jaw unhinges to eat half of one in a single chomp.

"we're extra understaffed this wee-" "Lemme stop ya there, boss. We've been understaffed since before I've had this job. At this point this is just what we have."