jordan
@jdan.me
Author of the critically-acclaimed "Harry Potter" series of children's fantasy novels
Try my dumb daily math game chikamasu.jordanscales.com チカマス 2026-07-25 🟩🟩🟨🟩🟩 🚃 0:52 · 1 transfer
Chikamasu — One Stop Behind
A daily, 30-stop mental math game inspired by Tokyo's Yamanote Line.
chikamasu.jordanscales.com
I cannot stress enough how much mileage I've gotten out of a single Hetnzer instance ($6/mo), free Netlify plan, and pointing codex at a public/private key pair. This AM: 1. "Deploy a phpBB instance" 2. "Deploy a minecraft bedrock server"
My version of AI psychosis is that I’m always on edge reading a blog post because it might be written by a robot
Zachtronics games answer the simple question: what if a computer was miserably difficult to program store.steampowered.com/app/2536720/...
Save 10% on U.V.S. Nirmana on Steam
U.V.S. Nirmana is a engineering puzzle game from Coincidence, the creators of Kaizen: A Factory Story and the inventors of the Zach-like. Set off on the Unreturning Void Ship Nirmana as it continues a...
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Handheld devices were better when syncing data over the internet was an intentional decision. You couldn't send my palm pilot a "notification" - what a ridiculous premise.
I've been 3D printing various Tokyo subway station icons, and have published my STL files for printing/remixing/inspiration. Check 'em out! trains.jordanscales.com
jdan's Tokyo subway station icon 3D models
CAD files for making Tokyo train iconography and signage
trains.jordanscales.com
bought my son #fortnite as a reward for a month of gratitude journaling. does anyone know if this game has a #christianity mode?
Me: Wow this AI agent made a pretty decent PR Guy who needs to 30X the number of tokens he sells by Q4: Dude you gotta run 30 of these
I made a bunch of changes to notes.jordanscales.com including: converting an old JS codebase to TS, adding tests and test coverage for my 1200-line mess, optimizing images, a publishing webhook, and deploying to cloudflare pages. It should be quite fast! Let me know otherwise.
Hello
This is a collection of notes I take in Notion. You can view the source on GitHub. I love receiving your mail. I also post on Bluesky. Here are some newer po...
notes.jordanscales.com
The past years have seen horrendous attacks towards trans people. We have a duty to protect the most vulnerable members of our communities. There is no Haskell without the trans people who have shaped it through the years. This June is a month of celebrations, but the struggle continues. ✊🏳️⚧️λ
My father-in-law is an old school web developer. We were visiting the old Bootstrap landing page a few years ago and I asked him what it would cost to build it today. I will never forget his answer… “We can’t, we don’t know how to do it.”
This demo is so good. Try it today.
Draknek & Friends@draknek.bsky.social · 2mo agoThe full Dittori will have hundreds of meticulously designed puzzles, each designed to be unique, surprising and memorable. You can try mastering a few of them today in the demo, now available on Steam: store.steampowered.com/app/4311980/...
Today's randomly generated element is Caluriumium with an atomic weight of 428.27 hash.jordanscales.com/element/Thur...
element | hash.jordanscales.com
seed: Thursday, 28 May 2026
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I have had so much success with pointing codex at a private key and saying “deploy this repo” So many old projects coming online
I bought this stamp which can be rearranged to any calendar I want. It is very silly.
jdan-ai-2.3B has achieved a new record score of 99.8 on jdan-ai-bench, beating out cursor by a whopping 40 points
