I really chose an awful game to start my 2026 Hlinka scouting with...
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I wrote about the triumph of Doing Your Own Research and the stupid, nasty thing that is replacing some very recent history in real time. defector.com/were-just-go...
We're Just Going To Keep Doing 2020 Again Until All The Wrong Stuff Is True | Defector
In a bunch of ways, there is no real percentage in remembering what things were actually like during the worst years of the COVID-19 pandemic. Beyond all the uncertainty and suffering and death, there...
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I really didn’t think the Steelers decade of humiliation would be this bad tbh
I really hate that this stupid ass hole is my favourite team’s starting quarterback, I cannot stress that enough
It’s August 2026 and Aaron Rodgers is having a full blown meltdown about Anthony Fauci.
Nothing a nice set of tax credits and EV rebates can’t fix
Earth is now warming faster than at any point in recorded geological history - around 10 times faster than the extreme warming event 56 million years ago and 20 times faster than at the end of the last ice age. We are almost certainly in a new extinction event.
Finding Doris: A (family) history of women’s hockey in Vancouver — Part 1 open.substack.com/pub/passitto...
Finding Doris: A (family) history of women’s hockey in Vancouver — Part 1
Doris Parkes and the early years of women's hockey.
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They tried to say I couldn’t make a perfect Pasta Alla Nerano, and now my haters are waiters at the table of my pasta success
Have the house to myself for the next two days, a luxury I haven’t enjoyed even once in the past two months and change. Oh yeah, it’s a three-hour movie(s) night
I don’t know how to explain this, but Angine de Poitrine feels like a spiritual successor to Can
Little late to this, but earlier today Hockey Canada announced their roster for the Hlinka Gretzky Cup earlier today, scheduled to take place from August 3-8 in Edmonton
I’m sure this third season will be as turgid and uninteresting as the first two but it’ll be so much more bearable because of this
🚨CONFIRMED: There will be no Harfoots in Season 3 of The Lord of the Rings: The Rings of Power “It was time for them to take a little bit more of a backseat” J.D. Payne
Film you've watched more than six times with a gif. Hard mode: no Star Trek, Star Wars, LOTR, Marvel, Disney, or Ghibli.
Matrix Neo: Keanu Reeves' Bullet-Time Dodge
ALT: Matrix Neo: Keanu Reeves' Bullet-Time Dodge
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Film you've watched more than six times with a gif. Hard mode: no Star Trek, Star Wars, LOTR, Marvel, Disney, or Ghibli.
I’m eating blue cheeses you’ve never heard of on crackers you can’t even fathom
Thought I’d rank Nolan movies and I’m pretty sure this is the perfect order
Don't wanna sound rash, but something extreme needs to be done about theatre etiquette. One guy two rows in front of me was texting through the entire film. I was surrounded on all sides by people talking. When did people forget how to behave in a theatre? Anyway, The Odyssey is amazing.
Probably not a cheese in the technical sense, but I got some Imperial aged cheddar spread the other day and god damn is that stuff ever the truth
People on Bluesky sigh and talk about The Discourse as if it were something required of them instead of something they opt to partake in, day in and day out. You really don't have to. Post about your favorite cheese
You think trying to dabble with an anti-inflammatory diet is going to be all sunshine and roses, then you're on month three of turmeric, spinach, garlic scramble served with purple sweet potatoes and, I don't know, KFC never sounded better
A History of Violence (2005) has to have a, what, top-five score? Top-three? Howard Shore, we salute
I don’t want to be an annoying physical media film guy — I do want to be an annoying physical media film guy — but it’s really impossible to overstate what a massive leap in quality you get going from stream slop to physical 4k
Hockey Canada has announced their roster for the 2026 World Junior Summer Showcase, set to take place from July 26 to August 1 at the WCFU Centre in Windsor, Ontario