Julie Irwin
@jdirwinbooks.bsky.social
Writer. Doesn't go on about it. Likes a laugh. Rep'd for children's lit by Fraser Ross Associates, Edinburgh. Crime Fiction WIP.
My guess is he's the new health secretary replacing Wes Streeting.
That was 'Hold My Beer' by Wes Streeting and the Wannabees.
It may seem impossible, but I fear last night's events will make Trump even more of an unbearable arsehole. #ffs
The most extravagant example of wank parking I've seen in some time.
Gets her at least another two years watching Countdown and drinking soup through a straw.
'I claimed for the massage because there was no happy ending."
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364 days of the year no one gives a big fat rat's arse about pancakes.
I've got the body of a 35-year old. No room in the freezer, though.
Number 74 in my occasional series, 'Look at the size of this pineapple'.
Walnuts: far too many calories for something that tastes bang average.
Watched Mike Leigh's Bleak Moments for the first time. His directorial debut. I'm a huge Leigh fan but the title is very apt. Couldn't wait for it to finish.
Me at a Dolly Parton party with one of the Dollys. IRL she's a skinhead. I was not bladdered at this point.
