Octopus farming is extremely unethical and stupid. These creatures among the smartest species in the entire planet, with complex emotional lives. To subject these being to a lifetime of confinement and suffering in barren tanks before a slow and agonising death needs to stop. Please sign this 👇🏼

Governor Hochul: Ban Octopus Farming Now

Octopuses are among the most extraordinary animals on Earth. They solve puzzles, use tools and even recognise individual people. But octopus farming would subject these intelligent animals to a lifeti

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Can’t find the keys to my time machine.

If George Best can design an airport, anyone can.

Rob Delaney@robdelaney.bsky.social · 2mo ago

I love how they let anybody design an airport

I once went big game hunting. I killed two kerplunks and a buckaroo.

That “auswitch“ video goes to show that stupid people shouldn’t be allowed technology. She has no idea whatsoever just how awful she’s being.

Yeah, you’re the ‘STOP THE BOATS’ guy so maybe sit this one out, you weapon.

Ed Sheeran reckons the Palestinian genocide is “the most complex political issue on the planet” and it’s not, it’s literally “do you support the state sanctioned deliberate targeting and killing of children, or not?” I’m on the side of “or not” and Ed Sheeran isn’t.

If you can't afford to pay your staff enough to live, you don't have a viable business. Maybe try attacking the other stuff that erodes your viability instead of punching down on the poor saps who have no choice but to take your shitty jobs.

RTÉ News@news.rte.ie · 23h ago

The Small Firms Association has called on the Government to reject the proposed increase in the national minimum wage in the forthcoming budget to help small businesses cope with rising labour-related costs

Just found out I failed my anatomy exam. I'm not happy but I guess I'll have to take it on the sticky out bit below my speak hole.

The thing that upsets me most about The Proclaimers is that they do really good music. At least Róisín Murphy had the decency to be shit.

I once went big game hunting. I killed two kerplunks and a buckaroo.

🎵if you’re silly and you know it clamp your hams🎵

pretend it’s monday by SHUT YOUR BIG FAT MOUTH

I once saw David Bowie chatting up a woman while standing like a teapot and holding a fish finger. He was flirting in a most peculiar way.

coo hoo coo hoo. this is what it sounds like when doves cry.

History FACT: Henry VIII's sixth wife did not 'survive'. She's definitely dead

Job interview tip. Tell the interviewer you're an appliCAN, not an applicant. At this point, offer your hand for a high five.

I've just found out that someone I used to work with has taken their own life. So, just in case it helps someone...

Glennyrodge@glennyrodge.bsky.social · last mo.

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My doctor says I'm having a mid-life crisis. I was so surprised I nearly fell off my skateboard.

Here's a great rhyme to help you remember what happened to each of Henry VIII's six wives. It goes: died, died, died, died, died, died.

Maybe the Proclaimers heard Ed Sheeran was looking for someone to tour with him.

"I got thrown off the fancy-dress tour of Henry VIII's house for not keeping up." "Oh? Were you ambling?" "No, I went as Jane Seymour."

I once saw David Bowie chatting up a woman while standing like a teapot and holding a fish finger. He was flirting in a most peculiar way.

"I got thrown off the fancy-dress tour of Henry VIII's house for not keeping up." "Oh? Were you ambling?" "No, I went as Jane Seymour."

The thing that upsets me most about The Proclaimers is that they do really good music. At least Róisín Murphy had the decency to be shit.

Maybe the Proclaimers heard Ed Sheeran was looking for someone to tour with him.

Separate the art from the artist blah blah blah but The Proclaimers can go fuck themselves and then go fuck themselves again and when they’ve done that they can just fuck off. Got no time for that shit.

Went to a book signing at Waterstone’s yesterday but got thrown out because only the authors get to sign them apparently.

History FACT: Henry VIII's sixth wife did not 'survive'. She's definitely dead