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@jdvalenzuela.bsky.social
retired-ish baseball writer, bartender, women’s sports enthusiast, and gajillion time marathoner chicago/milwaukee 🏳️🌈🇵🇸🇵🇭
this will be one of these games where davis martin gives up 5 runs in the first, settles in and then the sox get shut out entirely
brewers fans, what was your favorite moment of the codi heuer era
i wish there was a white sox game on today, i miss them
the Bart move isn’t sexy but i think it also means they’re optimistic about Teel returning (which, great!!)
Lars Nootbaar is the kind of name Letterman would just repeat over and over for 3 months to make himself laugh “Hey Paul you enjoy the Lars Nootbaar?”
The Diamondbacks are acquiring Lars Nootbaar from the Cardinals, sources tell me and @Alden_Gonzalez.
The Chicago Cubs have traded IF Charlie Kirk to the NY Yankees for cash considerations, per Jeff Passan.
Sox are crushing it at getting underwhelming guys who have years of team control left.
The Chicago White Sox are acquiring catcher Joey Bart from the Atlanta Braves, sources tell ESPN.
feeling like queen charlotte popping open the newest lady whistledown while refreshing MLB trade rumors
Per Chuck Garfien, the #WhiteSox made a late night trade, acquiring righty reliever Huascar Brazobán from the Mets for Class AA RHP Gabe Davis and Class AAA RHP Zach Franklin. At 36, Brazoban is having a career year. 5-2 with 2.56 ERA. Under team control until 2030.
i want to believe this is a bit but imo bits are faux pas and i’d appreciate more it if folks could just be genuinely dumb
The whole Mariners' pen believes Babe Ruth didn't exist. Kinda want all MLB players to believe this and make the owners agree to it in next CBA
not Maybelle throwing shade at the Mets 😭😭😭
this broadcaster just said “fireballs” lol
you can tell Kelsie Whitmore has done this quite a bit. she pitches with so much *authority*
So weird how "just stick to sports" doesn't apply when it comes to hosting anti-trans hate rallies at WNBA games
my watch telling me that it’s “time to be active!” after i ran 8 miles…girl, fuck you
don’t mean to look a gift horse in the mouth here but the white sox really could have swept the rays
I’m so curious: for folks who tuned into the WPBL last night and were new to women’s baseball, what did you think? What was the best part? The biggest surprise? Will you keep tuning in?
my neighbor and i are listening to charli xcx’s lolla set at the same time. love lolla for introverts
everson pereira trying to get back on my good side I see…it’s working
i think they should move the Cubs to Arlington heights and a wpbl team should play at Wrigley instead
i can definitely see fan made wpbl merch going to be very popular, kinda similar to the demand for wnba merch not that long ago
I don’t think it’s too early to say this: the Los Angeles Queens are the greatest baseball team in history
the Banister pitching lab is going to drive up the cost of ram soon
White Sox reportedly acquire RHP Luis Castillo from Mariners, per multiple reports including MLB's @Feinsand. (MLB x @CohnReznick)
New York baseball teams can’t stop choking away five run leads to LA baseball teams
AMIRA HONDRAS TIES IT UP. Chicago always somehow comes through!!!