Two people tried to enter a screening of The Odyssey without buying tickets after hiding inside a miniature model of the Trojan Horse. 😂😂😂
Jeanie Finlay
@jeaniefinlay.com
Filmmaker. Documentary. Art. GLIMMERAMA Quiet girl in a loud dress. 👩🏻🦰🔥 All Rivers Spill🦞🦀Your Fat Friend🔮Seahorse🫃🏼Game of Thrones: The Last Watch 🐺Orion: The Man Who Would Be King⚡️The Great Hip Hop Hoax🎧Sound It Out 🪩& more https://linktr.ee/Jeaniefinlay
Please don’t make me cast The Odyssey entirely from Taskmaster contestants I have my hands full with casting Hitchhiker’s Guide
The only good thing to come out of the dipshit Odyssey discourse is that at one point I commented “if we’re worried about accuracy, then Jason Mantzoukas should be playing Odysseus,” and now I can’t get it out of my head 😄
News on Early Bird Passes for the upcoming Mayhem Film Festival 2026, plus a special September screening of SURVIVE STYLE 5+!, courtesy of the lovely people at @thirdwindowfilms.com
Mayhem announce Early Bird passes and September screening of Gen Sekiguchi's SURVIVE STYLE 5+ www.mayhemfilmfestival.com/blog-1-copy/...
🚨tonight 6pm uk time🚨 free 1 hour film AMA session with me + you + other filmmakers I run these free sessions once over two months. Have been too busy to advertise so you’ll get more time Book your place, join from anywhere in the world. It’s a good time. www.jeaniefinlay.com/ask-me-anyth...
As night follows day the 3 stars of bewilderment for documentary reviews at the guardian is back. So tiresome to see lauded, well made, award-winning independent documentaries, not about famous people, given the same ⭐️⭐️⭐️
Great review for @jeaniefinlay.com's new film ALL RIVERS SPILL THEIR STORIES TO THE SEA, which premiered last night at @sheffdocfest.bsky.social. Coming to cinemas around the UK in the autumn. filmcarnage.com/2026/06/10/r...
Review: All Rivers Spill Their Stories to the Sea
Directed by Jeanie Finlay, when thousands of dead crabs wash ashore along England’s North East coast, fisherman Stan Rennie finds himself leading a grassroots fight for answers and a future. …
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At the UK premiere last night of 'All Rivers Spill Their Stores To The Sea' by @jeaniefinlay.com. Powerful - eviscerating Brexit, and Johnson and Hoochens's levelling up - emotional, but also funny and most of all beautifully shot with every scene a masterpiece. businessdoceurope.com/cphdox-fact-...
CPH:DOX F:ACT: All Rivers Spill Their Stories to the Sea by Jeanie Finlay - Business Doc Europe
The film will be released by Glimmerama, the recently announced distribution arm of Glimmer Films, the production company owned by Finlay,
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At the UK premiere last night of 'All Rivers Spill Their Stores To The Sea' by @jeaniefinlay.com. Powerful - eviscerating Brexit, and Johnson and Hoochens's levelling up - emotional, but also funny and most of all beautifully shot with every scene a masterpiece. businessdoceurope.com/cphdox-fact-...
New aftershave in Lidl: gives you the precise aroma of a widowed policeman investigating the murder of his daughter, drawn into a wide-ranging political conspiracy involving nuclear weapons.
Sounds like “someone” is an absolute bellend. Signed, a mum.
Absolutely wild thing to say. Apparently impossible to conceive that 'a mum' might do anything creatively of value. What an arsehole.
How is this not a national scandal??!! Huge amounts of money apologising for poor service.
In April alone @eastmidsrailway.bsky.social paid out over £1 million in delay and repay payments. That’s just one rail company - they all have to make individual compensation payments That’s 53,834 people delayed AND aware / had time to claim Imagine if that £££ went on improving service
In April alone @eastmidsrailway.bsky.social paid out over £1 million in delay and repay payments. That’s just one rail company - they all have to make individual compensation payments That’s 53,834 people delayed AND aware / had time to claim Imagine if that £££ went on improving service
Managed to get all the way from Amsterdam on a train only to be greeted by @eastmidsrailway.bsky.social yay. No drivers = no trains. The only thing that makes this in any way palatable is filing a delay repay claim. Ffs
💅Your Fat Friend case-study incoming We’ve had so many requests for this so Suzanne Alizart have made our in person case-study presentation available for a live event. Learn something, get angry, have a good time: The creative, direct distribution of Your Fat Friend. July 1st 2026 8pm UK/3pmET
💅Your Fat Friend case-study incoming We’ve had so many requests for this so Suzanne Alizart have made our in person case-study presentation available for a live event. Learn something, get angry, have a good time: The creative, direct distribution of Your Fat Friend. July 1st 2026 8pm UK/3pmET
I've written a brand new Adrian Chills story (short horror stories inspired by the Guardian columns of Adrian Chiles.) This is #66 and it's called 'Corn'.
#66: Corn
🦞In tears 😭 in love ♥️ angry 🤬 & hopeful 🙏 all at once 🦀 We love what Emilie Gambade said about All Rivers Spill… after the @sirharrysummit.bsky.social sneak peek last week. Were you there? Uk premiere June 12 & 14 at @sheffdocfest.bsky.social 🎟️🦞🦀 www.sheffdocfest.com/film/all-riv... 🔥#utb
If anyone is looking for a State of the Nation report, I’m just on a tram and a group of teens started playing Freed From Desire out loud on their phone and singing along and now the whole carriage is joining in.
@aiannucci.bsky.social hello 👋🏻 what’s the best email to contact you about something.
Here’s the fabulous @tinabrownlm.bsky.social on why Hartlepool fisher, Stan Rennie’s story is the next MR BATES VS THE POST OFFICE. Follow us www.glimmerama.com/allriversspill
too many stupid people have money; that's why I'm launching protein cigarettes
So invigorating to be at @sirharrysummit.bsky.social to talk about the value of feature length documentary to show change over time
@jeaniefinlay.com shares the importance of feature length documentaries and showing change over time, which sometimes happens so slowly we barely notice. @joshih.bsky.social @annabotting.bsky.social #SirHarrySummit
It was incredible! So happy to show a sneak peek of my new film ALL RIVERS SPILL THEIR STORIES TO THE SEA and be a part of @sirharrysummit.bsky.social
Thank you to everyone who joined us at Curzon Bloomsbury for the inaugural Truth Tellers Doc Fest 🎥 A brilliant day of films and conversations, bringing together filmmakers, journalists and audiences to explore the power of investigative documentary storytelling.
I've written a brand new Adrian Chills story (short horror stories based on the Guardian columns of Adrian Chiles.) This is #62, it's called 'Chips' and it's dedicated to @annebillson.bsky.social.
#62: Chips
I've written a brand new Adrian Chills story (short horror stories directly inspired by the Guardian columns of Adrian Chiles.) This is #60 and it's called 'Press-up'.
#60: Press-up
I've written a brand new Adrian Chills story (short horror stories directly inspired by the Guardian columns of Adrian Chiles.) This is #61 and it's called 'Coffee Machine'.
#61: Coffee Machine
This @recordstoreday.bsky.social I’m remembering THE GREATEST and much missed record shop of all (don’t @ me) SOUND IT OUT. Here’s a scene from the film I made there. Watch the full film here vimeo.com/ondemand/sou...