Jeff Cottrill

@jeffcottrill.bsky.social

Jeff Cottrill is a novelist, Pushcart Prize-nominated poet, journalist and spoken-word artist based in Toronto.

Greatest satirist since Jonathan Swift… …a phrase bandied about this week… Swift wrote astonishing prose laced with complex irony. He kicked up not down… That’s not the same as spewing alternately vaporous & feculent drivel, seasoned with some vicious dreams, at society’s most vulnerable people…

Another movie Netflix just added for no apparent reason: Spielberg's 1941. And yes, it's still as bad as its reputation. It's frenetic and unfocused, and loaded with incoherent slapstick and wasted comedic talent. Yet it's the kind of bad movie that could be made only by a great director... 1/

Bye Bye Birdie is now on Netflix, for some reason. I'd never seen the movie adaptation before, although I once played Ed Sullivan's voice, the train conductor, and general chorus roles in a high-school production. (Before some of you were even BORN.) The story is changed in some odd ways. 1/

People who deny climate change should be jailed. We have had fires here in the Var for ten days now. 35 houses lost in our village alone. Denial is the worst possible response.

Ingmar Bergman overcame his fear of animals when Liv Ullmann brought her dachshund, Pet to live with them. Bergman called him “emotion on four legs” & Pet was his companion as he wrote CRIES AND WHISPERS. When Ullmann left the relationship, she left Pet with him. #IngmarBergMonth

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Christopher Columbus! Stamp my card. I just watched the 1940s film adaptation of Little Women. (It's okay, not great.) This means I've now seen all four sound versions, which entitles me to a free cappuccino. And I read the book once too, which means I also get a free sandwich.

I just saw a meme that said “get in losers, we’re reclaiming the emdash”. People. PEOPLE. Where are your STANDARDS? It CLEARLY should be “get in, losers — we’re reclaiming the em dash.”

This is Alfie. He is a professional opera singer with some of the best vibrato in the industry. Some have even called him the next Paw-varotti. 13/10 (TT: thelifeofalfiee)

This is Bruno and Rocket. Rocket insists on making a grand entrance. Bruno is happy to help with that. 13/10 for both (IG: bruno_da_doxie_doggie)