Jeff Ely

@jeffely.bsky.social

Vanilla Starlight would be a good name for a racehorse, a sailboat, a fragrance, a child whose parents are in a cult, a new drink or add-in at Starbucks, a desktop theme on a Chromebook, or a half-elf multi-class ranger/paladin in Dungeons and Dragons

the odyssey but ithaca is a bagel shop in new york in the 1970s, and instead of shooting an arrow through a row of axe heads, the old man proves he’s odysseus by throwing a lit cigarette like a dart through all the holes in a long line of lined up bagels

thought I saw Pearl Jam in the clouds. I couldn’t believe it: all five members exquisitely rendered in bulbous mists overhead. my eyes watered. I asked my friend if he saw it too. he took one look at the clouds and squinted and said “that’s Weezer not Pearl Jam” and he was right

I can’t be the only person who thinks about how great Aragorn would’ve been at golf if golf had existed in Middle Earth, and how he would’ve been a popular golfer among both die hard and casual golf fans. I suspect even some who hated golf in Middle Earth would’ve loved him

Forms that the energy in this room can take besides electric:The energy in this room is hydraulic. The energy in this room is pneumatic. The energy in this room is tectonic.

Mad Men Season 1. The show is uniquely good at character, setting, vibe, and just actors delivering great dialog. The show is below average at plot. Halfway through Season 1 it appears they decided they needed a plot and the show suffered seriously as a result. 1/2