the funniest thing about the Oscars Museum is that they play movie scores in the bathrooms, so you can have the most Cinematic Piss imaginable
i s2g trader joes is using Military-Grade plastic for their chip bags! always gotta use scissors now
adding "so unbelievably fucking rare" on my ebay listings to get clicks
video games are so cool. only medium where I can kill alligators with tornadoes
considering I have to be up in two hours for work anyways I think I'm just gonna commit to the all-nighter and hope to reboot my brain
Man who won’t give his employees piss breaks claims many piss breaks on the horizon
BREAKING: Los Angeles being forced to suffer through record breaking triple digit temperatures in October this weekend clear sign that even God doesn’t want Paramount Warner Brothers merger going through.
Dunkin Donuts: Sorry, we’re out of chocolate glazed. Me: [about to lose it] No Mark, save this feeling. Use it for your art.
not much to add to the Iced Coffee at Job Interview Discourse, but the last thing I would want to add to a stressful situation is a potential IBS trigger lmao
sorry boss, i got sundered so i can’t come into work today. but good news: fourteen diminutive, debased shards of my soul will be there
i love Chicago's skyline but there's something so freaky about seeing those mirage/fata morgana pics of the city across Lake Michigan. it just looks so wrong... hate the distortion and how unnatural it looks. same vibes as the Mandela Catalogue w/ all the distorted faces
just spent 4 hours in Thrift Heaven. scooped up some flannel (ofc) and a few other gems. let's hope it can all fit in my carry-on later lmao
As much as I love buff badass lesbian Samus, I also really love the version of her from that one Super Metroid gag manga where she's this weirdo obsessed with round objects and hiding in small spaces
travel really does make you feel like the grass is greener on the other side b/c you aren't constrained in the same way w/ work, routines, etc. and yet... I feel like I do need a bigger change in my life towards something different
Still patiently waiting to be "left behind" by AI rather than it chasing me across every damn space like a slasher in a low budget flick.
already getting compliments on my new Portland hat. I might as well be a local!
One of the many reasons AI can't produce good writing is it can't hate its own writing. It can't think to itself "Maybe I'm illiterate" during the writing process. And that's essential
metroid ravenous might push me over the edge to scoop up a switch 2. that trailer fckn sold me!
i doubted my choice to bring a separate keyboard on this trip but it's already paying dividends (unlike my disastrous decision to only bring one pair of "night shorts" - it's so warm here!)
it's so interesting seeing families that appear very cohesive, with parents that are dialed into their children's lives. haha it's gotta make you wonder!
last two times I've flown up to the PNW, it's been perfectly sunny w/o a single cloud in the sky haha. I wore too many layers
y'know flying isn't so bad after all (no panic attacks or ear pain!)