A hill I will die on: if your kids don't end up being smarter than you, then, at some point along the way, you failed as a parent.
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A bunch of gerbils in a trenchcoat Kansas City
People who don't like pineapple on pizza will not survive the apocalypse
I have no idea if I'm supposed to flush or not this is not the toilet for people with anxiety
First date idea: we go to couples therapy and see how long it takes them to figure out we're not a couple.
Y'know, for some reason,, the classic #StarTrek episode "The Ultimate Computer" seems really relevant today...
Look, I don't know when it's going to happen, all I know is, every time we wake up, we are one day closer. And I think that's beautiful
It is the greatest irony that Elon Musk is the world's most uncool person while the daughter that he has disowned is perhaps the most effortlessly cool person we have ever seen.
I want the MAGA guy who got his shit rocked by those awesome kids to be doxxed. I don't want his shame to end. I want it to follow him everywhere. I want to always be able to laugh at him because it brings me joy in a dreary world.
I'm watching the new episode of #StarfleetAcademy and the Jerry Goldsmith Klingon theme holy hell this is a good episode!!!
Everybody's talking about #Nuremberg 2.0. I'm sorry, but I'm just not that optimistic that people are going to be held accountable.
Someone just set off some fireworks outside my window and I thought for a moment that it finally happened.
Holy hell #PredatorBadlands was good. And lest my cinematic analytical skills fail me, it was a quite deft commentary on toxic masculinity.
At this point I'm starting to feel like *it* happening is a lot Ike going back to the moon. We keep hearing that it's gonna happen soon, but it NEVER FUCKING DOES!!!!
Live your life in such a way that your therapist would be proud of you
Was anybody really expecting anything other than a severely redacted version of the Epstein Files???
He did such a good job playing Pulp Fiction in... I can't remember the name of the movie right now...
Anybody else feel like they probably spoiled the best joke in the new #Anaconda movie in the trailers (everybody thinking Jack Black is dead but he's not)?
Sabrina Carpenter is now officially more powerful than this administration. Perhaps the prophecy was true. Perhaps she will save us all.
kate bush’s husband@airbagged.bsky.social · 8mo agoSabrina Carpenter made the White House delete their fuck ass tweet.
