proud of how i've managed to bully youtube into being a normal website that looks nice
Jem
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Breathe easy, InfoWarriors! Sen. Mitch McConnell just called in with a reassuring update from the space between life and death!
this is gonna make me cry laughing. 137 year old company still treats Americans like idiots the good old fashioned way
Maxime@monogon.bsky.social · yesterdayThey still do, at least Nintendo of America does. If you watch a UK Nintendo Direct you'll see that they just say "game" instead of "the [game] game" like in the US. Which means that they make the narrator record two versions of the same line every time he mentions the name of a Nintendo game.
Zach's working from home today coz he had to let the detector inspector in
Presenting THE Official Contract Signing from The Aunty Donna Podcast
to get a new pc now you're gonna have to trick your city into funding the whole thing like a sports team owner getting a new stadium
GIRL SNAKE CATCHER. she makes a snug little income by securing reptiles for traveling shows SHE JUST GRABS THEM (The Washington Bee, Washington DC, November 8, 1902)
just fyi this is one of my favorite works of art in recent memory but it is like deeply upsetting
Stupid Twink@stupidtwink.bsky.social · last yr.hi my name is sam and this is my petition to STOP HURTING MEG IN FAMIL Y GUY!!! 1/64 :) keep readingt!!
the year is 3001. you are buying an individually plastic wrapped apple from the grocery store. the cashier asks if you want to pay with klarna or paypal.
hello firefox. you have a new feature you want to show me? that's nice. hide feature from toolbar please
This is how you get a fursona. This is what happens to you.
tagging @here on bluesky should have a %0.000001 chance to notify the entire website
QRP with your most popular piece on bsky 🐭
Dan Liimatta@danliimatta.bsky.social · 5d agoQRP with your most popular piece on bsky ~
Why did you unblock me, exactly?