Friends, I’m looking for champagne suggestions for when the Big, Beautiful Obituary finally hits the headlines. Gotta stay prepared. Thoughts?
JenYUS
@jenius.bsky.social
I work in IT by day and doodle at night. She/her Minor meme lord F*ck AI—it has no place here!
Few things infuriate me more than new corporate acronyms with ZERO context or definition. 🙃🫠
Just episode #6763673 I’ve experienced of everyday sexism in the workplace, but this time documented in a ticket. Former managing partner wouldn’t listen to ME when I told him the solution to his problem, but when I wore the name of a dude network engineer in a ticket, suddenly he’s the model user.
old way: start > run > notepad.exe new way: launch microsoft 365 copilot for sharepoint copilot for office copilot 365 hbo max 365 and simply say: "hey cortana. copilot run notepad copilot. sharepoint"
Another year, another birthday. We hit up a great little place near work called K-Pot and it was a great time for both of us. Birthday successful! 🥳❤️
You can’t bury your demons. You gotta hunt them, bind them, and burn them.
Is there ever a way to tell a bro at the gym he straight up smells like he’s never heard of soap or AITA for wanting to tell bro he reeks? 🤮
Hey frens. How do you handle the daily rage machine? Like, every day my feed is stacked with injustice upon injustice, and a bunch of Mayosapien nonsense. It’s exhausting, and if I’m being honest, feels a bit futile. Pinterest used to be a fine retreat for me, but not anymore ☠️
a man is screaming internally while wearing a striped shirt
Alt: Sheldon from big bang theory is placing his hand against his temple in an exhausted manner, his face registering an internal scream beneath the surface. He’s wearing a striped shirt and looks so done with everything.
media.tenor.com
Jesus Christ WTF, Pinterest??? Is there NO PLACE to hide from the T&A ruining childish things for me??? I don’t want to see this!!!1! Literally too old and tired for this shit.
TIL that foot cramps while doing a dead hang feels almost like a broken neck about to happen 😶☠️ #WorkoutThoughts
How come every time I go to update my onboarding power point, my day explodes????
a green parakeet is standing on a table next to a pile of papers .
ALT: a green parakeet is standing on a table next to a pile of papers .
media.tenor.com
Your last saved meme is your moral philosophy
Joanne ⁷ 💜 ⊙⊝⊜@jmcport.bsky.social · 12mo agoYour last saved meme is your moral philosophy. You betcha.
Some people have had trouble watching the segment on the CBS site. Here's a link to the YouTube version: youtu.be/4loulWBN5Nw?...
When the employed are pushed into homelessness
YouTube video by CBS Sunday Morning
youtu.be
With all the new (and unsurprising) news developments lately it makes me wonder if my own father is regretting his voting choices yet.
Another Socialist mayor just dropped. You wanna play out Progressive Era 2.0, fuckers? Let's go. www.forbes.com/sites/maryro...
Most Americans Now Believe Billionaires Are A Threat To Democracy, New Data Shows
Billionaires are more publicly involved in politics than ever—and Americans aren’t loving it.
forbes.com
I don’t think “The Simple-minded, Sociopathic Wheezing Orange Gargoyle Stadium” is a good name for a sports venue.
Can this company merger finish already it’s hard dealing with transition GOSH
Study: Practicing Kung Fu Naked In Mirror Best Indicator Of Being Domestic Terrorist https://theonion.com/study-practicing-kung-fu-naked-in-mirror-best-indicator-of-being-domestic-terrorist/
