The other night I was freaking out during a stressful situation and Allie softly, drunkenly said "You have to be brave for me, Jenny. I'm deputising you. You have to be my deputy", and it actually sort of worked 😭
Jenny Briar
@jennybriar.bsky.social
wracked with a perverted sentimentality // 30
ME: Uh, Lord Stark, I'm pretty sure you're not meant to drink that NED STARK [shaking his head rakishly as he raises a big goblet of bleach to his lips]: You listen to too many of Old Nan's stories
four pages into A Game of Thrones and Cersei's dresses aren't mysteriously shrinking yet
Andy from Toy Story: Thinking Disappointed
ALT: Andy from Toy Story: Thinking Disappointed
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Allie anecdote of the day: the time I had to disillusion her when she saw The Color Purple on a shelf of DVDs and said "wow, that sounds cool... is there any karate in it?"
A lot of transgender women think they're troubled anime schoolgirls or something but Allie thinks that she's a sassy little Digimon that exists to cause mischief, and the fucked up thing is that she's right
[10 seconds after jacking it] this sex shit moronic to me 🤙😝 [14 days after jacking it] I think I may be allergic to Not clapping cheeks. I may fully die if a lady doesn't kiss me soon. But Everyone Hate Me [10 seconds after jacking it again] this sex shit comedic to me 🤙☺️
He's a show-stealing character but he only makes sense as the foil to a more earnest and driven protagonist. Writing a feature-length three-act-structure movie where Bugs is *the* star would be like building a house on quicksand (hence Bob Hoskins in Who Framed Roger Rabbit)
/mu/ equivalent to people being really mad they gave one of the My Little Ponies a boyfriend is them wanting to kill the 2 men in CHVRCHES
I was a 4chan teen but I was almost exclusively a /mu/tant so the only waifu wars I remember are, like, Joanna Newsom vs. Regina Spektor
While recommending Deltarune to my fantasy fan brother I said "there's five chapters so far but 6 and 7 are coming soon :)" and he started smiling and said that sounded familiar. No no no no no, keep that evil on the other side of the Wall pal
almost bought this but when you're 30 it's neither a provocation or an obvious joke, people would just look worried
Explicitly hitting this beat on the first page of your sexy-babysitter doujin is awesome. Cover your bases, cover your bases!
accused of being "very lesbian" just for making my ex-girlfriend cry by reading her the taming chapter from The Little Prince while we cuddled
I was always a little bearish on the second Glass Beach album but some tracks are very beautiful open.spotify.com/track/6kMpFH...
the killer
glass beach · plastic death · Song · 2024
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watched the Amazing Screw-On Head pilot and started audibly pining
got too drunk and accidentally encouraged Allie to guide us through a marathon of Eddie Kingston music videos
been rewatching the Raimi Spider-Mans with da galz and it's chastening that my favourite superhero comic of all time (Chainsaw Man) suggests more influence from these m*vies than any Western superhero comic
Last night Allie made me watch more Digimon Tamers and I couldn't stop crying because I felt like Guilmon
I've been making changes in my personal life that I haven't spoken very publicly on, but one thing I do want to be public is that my close friends call me Bea now. And if any of you want to call me Bea or B, that would make me very happy. <3 But no pressure, I won't be upset if I hear Martin.
I frequently find myself citing this and a similar (but notably different) Daniel Clowes quote about comics
Raven Lyn Clemens@ravenlynclemens.bsky.social · last wk.i think about this all the time
I'm a Morrison hater. Always have been. Can't stand them. The only thing I could ever get into was like Animal Man and Flex Mentallo and The Filth and We3 and Doom Patrol and Seaguy (1 + 2) and some of the Bat-Epic and New X-Men and also "St. Swithin's Day" but that's it
In the Ruby/Sapphire arc of the Pokémon manga there are sinister orbs that turn people into Go Nagai characters
