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xX_GOREMACHINE_Xx @minioncomic.com · 51m ago

white guy setting up a feature verse in a rap track: i’m yelling kaioken i keep the hits comin / call me potential man with this treasure i summon:

Chuuni B. Jones@sunhatzhenya.bsky.social · 4h ago

was made aware of a new machine gun kelly single against my will and these might be the worst bars ive ever seen

[Verse 1: mgk]
JJK, I'm going Gojo, six-eye technique
Demon Slayer, katana slice, all demigods must bleed
Chainsaw Man, I'm the rap devil, who the fuck tryin' me? (Who?)
Hunter x Hunter, I'm like Killua goin' Godspeed
JJK, blood manipulate, Choso gang affiliate
Mobbin' Tokyo, curse assimilate, out the underworld, we originate, yeah
Fushiguro, all my dogs shikigami
Yuji, shoot at them like Fuji, we don't hide the body, uh-huh
(What I'm 'bout to do?)
Solo level-up, I need the crystals
(I need all that; what?)
Neon Genesis, we came with missiles
(I camе with all that; uh)
DBZ, Krillin destructo disk (Boom)
Tapped in, nine tails, I'm goin' Naruto in this bitch (Go)
I'm goin' Liu Kang with thе kicks (Uh)
I'm goin' Pickle Green with the Ricks (Yeah)

xX_GOREMACHINE_Xx @minioncomic.com · 5h ago

i gotta stop hatereading reddit i think the smug hatefulness of the site’s userbase is making me more insane

xX_GOREMACHINE_Xx @minioncomic.com · 20h ago

this is a primo video game manual

videogame history@vghistory.bsky.social · 5mo ago

frenzy, manual, excerpt, colecovision (1983) archive.org/details/fren...

lofi sprites: commando, robot (round top part on a base), skeleton, evil otto (smiling ball).

deus_ex.txt @deus-ex-txt.bsky.social · 2d ago

Currently we have no work for American-style gangsters.

xX_GOREMACHINE_Xx @minioncomic.com · 2d ago

the newest magic the gathering stuff is legit kinda freaking me out. i gotta sell my shit and get out of this game

garlic and company (comms open)@surlyspriggan.bsky.social · 3d ago

My first ever commission! From the wonderful Casey (@minioncomic.com). This was a lot of fun! Thanks for having me! #art #sketchbook #commission

djok @djokbuilt.bsky.social · 3d ago

bad vibes

xX_GOREMACHINE_Xx @minioncomic.com · 4d ago

trying to read some war comics stuff and i am thinking this sort of thing might be why garth ennis is like that

xX_GOREMACHINE_Xx @minioncomic.com · 4d ago

this is scream magazine not 2000ad but ill give it a pass because max the computer is the best britcomics horror character. just look at that charming face!

2000AD Randomizer@2000adrandom.bsky.social · 4d ago

Jose Ortiz

UFO Sighting Bot @ufoskies.bsky.social · 5d ago

He lost. We win.

xX_GOREMACHINE_Xx @minioncomic.com · 6d ago

thinking about nasty b&w comics tonight so im taking the opportunity to plug my pal jenny’s excellent nasty b&w horror comic MANCER. the script made me sick to my stomach when i read it for the first time, and then i got to draw an apocalyptic two-page spread of killer mecha for it!

Jenny Briar@jennybriar.bsky.social · last yr.

MANCER Page 13 + 14 (drawn by my esteemed colleague @goremachine.bsky.social)

Jenny Briar @jennybriar.bsky.social · 2y ago

MANCER a comic by Jenny Briar

Chase | Commissions... Open!!@chaseburns.art · 6d ago

My Theory For Why The Hell Evangelion Unit-01 Looks Like That

"Have you ever wondered why the hell Evangelion Unit-01 looks like that? Well, luckily for you, this here is..."
"My Theory For Why The Hell Evangelion Unit-01 Looks Like That"

There's an illustration of Ultraman, saying "shuwatch". Beside him is an illustration of Thunderbird 2.

"Everybody who loves trivia knows that Evangelion was influenced by Ultraman and Gerry Anderson shows."

"So let’s see what happens when you put ‘em together."

There's an illustration of Ultraman with Thunderbird 2 on his head. His head is sitting in the space where the cargo pod normally goes. There's a speech balloon coming from him that reads "..." and there is a sound effect that reads "Gattai!"

"We’re halfway there already, aren’t we?"

"Then there’s the matter of the colors and the horn. Many famous robots are done up in primary colors and with iconic “V-shaped” horns."

There are labelled illustrations of Metal Armor Dragonar, Psycho Armor Govarian, and Mobile Force Gungal.

"So if you wanted to be really unique, you would do a robot with secondary colors and a single horn, right? This is what I believe informed Unit-01’s design."

"With those added..."

There is an illustration of the Ultraman-Thunderbird-2 combination but done up in Evangelion Unit-01 colors and with the single horn, drawn in the fluid-filled NERV hangar.

"It’s perfectly indistinguishable from Evangelion Unit-01."

Shinji is sitting with despair on the bridge thing in front of it. Gendo is standing and pointing to it, saying "Shinji, get in the Ultrabird 2."

xX_GOREMACHINE_Xx @minioncomic.com · 6d ago

“featuring… (who else?) the mole man!” thats right. if its marvels greatest comics its gotta be mole man

Bronze Age Babies@bronzeagebabies.bsky.social · 6d ago

Marvel’s Greatest Comics took over the numbering from Marvel Collector’s Item Classics. Here is the first issue (23, 1969), featuring a repurposed image from Fantastic Four 31, by Jack Kirby and Chic Stone.