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I dont like it here anymore. I shall unfurl my labia, catch a stiff breeze, and sail away to a better place.
Don't forget the reason for the season.
The Sherlock Holmes Of Tire Marks@hexisbored.bsky.social · 2y ago
Okay class, today's theme is: Mystery Horse! Everyone paint, draw, write, bake, or tattoo your version of the prompt! Let's get creative! I'm gonna go rip a fat snort of drugs in the tiny bathroom! Dont forget to sign your work!
It's Marsten! The water ghost? The one who stalks the shallows? C'mon, you know, Marsten! #art #illustration #AnotherWeirdLittleGuy 🎨
I'm over 4k now, Poster's Madness thankfully has a higher threshold these days Anyway... I dont know why more people arent discussing the inherent authoritarian qualities of dendrophilia, as a high value poster I feel it's my duty to shed light on and shame people who think that just because they fu
Fat Prophets@jennytulls.northsky.social · 2y agoI creep ever closer to 2k, and subsequently greater, more powerful poster's madness. The kind of poster's madness that will have me saying shit like "using spoons is ableist" or "wearing socks is an indicator for fascism" though that one might be true. Oh god it's already beginning.
I declared him my nemesis after I beat The Witness, never before had a video game pissed me off so badly due to the creator thinking theyre the smartest most clever little boys, 'oh hoohoo, I'm so profound' so its nice to know that my loathing is warranted for many reasons! Fuck that guy.
Void-BOO!!! GAh!!!! (AKA Jess Voidburger)@voidburger.com · 5d agoIn case you thought "dude is the jerkoff hand gesture incarnate" wasn't a good enough reason to not buy the dude's games, get a load of this:
My idea of being wealthy is having the money to eat any kind of food I want when I'm craving it, instead of having to preplan for affordability I'm craving a big bowl of real ramen instead of the crappy (but reliable) cheap ass store stuff. I am not too good for maruchan! But I want the real stuff.
I'm tired of normie sleep schedules dictating my existence. I dont want to have a fucked up circadian rhythm but I do. Thats why if you vote for me this November, I pledge to create Night City. Its a normal city, but operates at night. Night time DMV, grocery stores, doctors.
It's immensely frustrating to be a person with a specific type of kidney disease, who has to avoid protein to protect my kidneys, and live in this MAHA hellscape that has resulted in extra protein being shoved into every fucking food.
Like.... i'm a disabled person in a relationship with another disabled person, and we need a car currently- HOWEVER!!!! That doesn't change that we need better infrastructure to make it safer for bikers on the road! People riding bikes deserve to be safe and should be celebrated!
Gravel Influencer@gravelinfluencer.bsky.social · last wk.Me: We should make biking safer and more accessible. Car brains: Yeah, well you can't haul the entire contents of a Walmart on your bicycle! I know we're not dealing with logic here, but it's incredible that these are the kinds of conversations you have with people.
So this whole Russian infectious mystery pneumonia lab leak thing is probably fine, right?
“how do we win back trump voters in 2026” we don’t. we create an environment where admitting to voting for trump is so socially embarrassing as to render them completely inert. you don’t “win back” trump voters. you demoralize them into staying home. you make it a dunce cap
I think a movie should be made about the editor/owner of the local newspaper and his battle against the corrupt government and sheriff's office in my extremely small home town. He has valiantly exposed so much shit thats been entrenched in a tiny community for generations.
When i die I want the sickos meme on my tombstone, but like lenticular style, with the other image to be one of those terrible comics with all the cartoon characters crying like they just heard about 9/11. But the cartoon characters have to be the minions and jesus
Remember when shit on the internet was funny and weird sometimes instead of just dire and soul crushing? Oh also Remember Cronuts? When we collectively decided to eat croissant donuts? Those were pretty okay! We we should bring those back too.
My doctor wants to put me on a very specific diet. Unfortunately half the stuff in that diet plan are things that fully destroy my stomach. Alas, things that are good for me cause me pain, the only things my body thrives on are cigarettes and monster
sorry to keep doing this but i am very concerned about this beloved mutual & if anyone knows how to get in touch with them please lmk
ChiliDishGamBOO!no@chilidishgambino.bsky.social · 2w ago@medianoche.bsky.social hope you’re okay pal I never gave you permission to go AWOL 😞
What in the world Some old fella is trying to chat me up on a board game app. Like for playing board games. Motherfucker I am trying to get good tiles in Azul, not get hit on by a dude in his 60s. Also my profile pic is a fucking cartoon crab. He sure did vanish when I said my name was James, tho
I say once more: bkark
Chloe Cumming@chloecumming.bsky.social · 2w agoHoot! Squawk! Bkark! Squee! (Bird noises there) I have added three new birds to my bird art shop store art gallery website, so someone can actually BUY them if they want, I know, how lucky would that person be!? 💨 www.chloecumming.com/birds
