Jerry Timber
@jerrytimber.bsky.social
The most interesting thing about me is I don’t own a microwave. I’m a cool mule. I say fuck too much. Put the noodle on the griddle. Fuck the shuffle put the shit on repeat. Fuck clankers Fuck AI Fuck ICE PHISH! ⭕️
I will pay Clay Travis $10 Million dollars if he can win in a fight against a bear.
"It's about protecting women's sports which, by the way, I hate more than anything in the world."
Is everyone aware of the General Motors streetcar conspiracy? In the mid-20th century, auto and oil interests bought up electric streetcar systems across the US and systematically replaced them with bus routes and paved roads, funneling commuters toward private cars.
General Motors streetcar conspiracy - Wikipedia
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This guy is a fucking maniac (derogatory) “He’s been endorsed by Lauren Bobert and Ted Nugent.” WHAT ARE WE DOING
The most extreme GOP candidate in the nation
He's a Christian fundamentalist who hunts demons and says he killed a man when he was seven.
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I’m really good at this. Thinking about taking my act to Kalshi.
#Phish #Pick5 Fenway 2 Roadrunner Ghost DWD Monsters Poor Heart
…it’s hard to get clean in hard water and you’re in a hard water town…
I think Trey played The Curtain With on 95 to piss you🫵 off specifically. Yes, you.
This issue isn't getting the publicity it deserves. One federal judge has ruled the practice of destroying rare books to be acceptable from a standpoint of intellectual property; the deeper issue of cultural patrimony has not been touched. elsolitario.org/en/2026/07/2...
Rare Books: Why AI Scans and Destroys Them
AI companies buy rare books in bulk, scan them with machines that cut the spine, then destroy the original: a judge ruled the practice legal as fair use.
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How many musicians are in KGLW? 6. This requires none of them. I love electronic music and trust KGLW to do whatever they want, but I'm just meh on this.
King Gizzard & the Lizard Wizard - Alien Metal [Visualiser]
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Little Debbie #Pick5 Nutty Buddy Oatmeal Crème Pie Zebra Cake Star Crunch Swiss Roll
Please take a moment out of your day to marvel at the balletic poise, calm elegance and graceful athleticism of the panda.
Ok, I enjoyed Masters of the Universe WAY more than I should have. Fun movie. I must've been in a good mood.
Wait until Elon Musk finds out that Idris Elba is playing Duncan, the Kings Man-at-Arms in Masters of the Universe. That dumb little fucker is going to be so pissed.