Me when microwaving

Frog and Toad Bot@frogandtoadbot.bsky.social · 7m ago

“He jumped fifty times. ‘I am getting hungrier,’ said the Dark Frog. He jumped ninety times. ‘I am very hungry now!’ said the Dark Frog.”

If you have any extra funds id like to order a meal this week. My health has not been great. Only if youre able. Reposting helps too.

Aiwendil ⓥ@chronicallyfab.bsky.social · 8mo ago

-hate genAI -power metal and fantasy nerd (mostly Tolkien) -love cooking when possible My kofi: ko-fi.com/chronicallyfab

i miss the dinosaurs :(

is the past tense of honked "hanked"? "i hanked my horn"

"queerplatonic" and the relationship is deeper and more personal than most cishet marriages, i cant ⚰️

*mask voice* somebody gore me!

Oh baby

Deliver me of the spirit of yearning

Spending the winter in a cottage with no heating where every night we huddle for warmth and giggle and feel safe and isolated

I'm so pissed off that they had the fact this kid went back on his meds at the end IN THE CREDITS WHERE HARDLY ANYONE SEES Like yeah I could see myself being off meds if I was on a short holiday or something, but that doesn't mean I don't need them to be day-to-day functional!

×Ⓥ× Jesse with an E ×Ⓥ×@jesse.thegraveyard.boo · 12h ago

Not The Great ADHD Myth getting 4/5 on the guardian 💀 I just adore that Lucy put this part riiight at the bottom of the article. Oh me oh my I wonder why... www.theguardian.com/tv-and-radio...

Not The Great ADHD Myth getting 4/5 on the guardian 💀 I just adore that Lucy put this part riiight at the bottom of the article. Oh me oh my I wonder why... www.theguardian.com/tv-and-radio...

New nib new me

mario kart double dash? how about you take a mario kart bubble bath. cause you STANK

Who remembers when thousands of people refused to pay their poll tax? We forced Thatcher to change her mind, we can force change here as well and not just on energy...water, telecoms, just stop paying, if we all do it they will fold.

Prem Sikka@premnsikka.bsky.social · 16h ago

UK household energy debts hit £6bn, expected to hit £7bn by the end of the year Energy companies making record profits. Disposable incomes eroded, leaving less for essentials. 120,000 people a year die in fuel poverty. Can't rebuild economy on poverty. End profiteering. Nationalise energy.

WELCOME to my page I'm Pepper I make art and if you want to support, commission info is below, they're like always open unless I say otherwise DM me here or on discord (noobsickle) #furry #commissions #art #furryart

THE YELLO

Evil Nomus@noodlemustard.bsky.social · yesterday

drew my friends

Oh nvm I just googled her and know why now 😢

×Ⓥ× Jesse with an E ×Ⓥ×@jesse.thegraveyard.boo · 16h ago

Wait wait wait... Why did nobody tell me about Lola Pop???

Wait wait wait... Why did nobody tell me about Lola Pop???

We're All Going to Hebden Bridge

×Ⓥ× Jesse with an E ×Ⓥ×@jesse.thegraveyard.boo · yesterday

The what because who 😭 Where are theyyyy(them) I need to meet themmm

The what because who 😭 Where are theyyyy(them) I need to meet themmm

Rachel Bowdler / Bonnie Woods@rachelbowdler.bsky.social · 11mo ago

Generally the south is seen as posher than the north but there are rough and posh areas everywhere! I guess my most interesting/local lore would be that Hebden Bridge, Yorkshire is sometimes called the lesbian capital because it’s full of queer people 🏳️‍🌈 It also has a few links to authors!

Here's my Yorkshire version...

Anna@tgannawade.bsky.social · 3w ago

All sapphic women out there should have at least one flight suit that they can change into at any given time. Military uniform but built for making your fellow dyke drool.

I can't stop thinking about how some guys think it's gay to wash their ass It's making me so fucking happy to be sapphic lmaoooooooooooooooooo warsh your booty dude

Strawberry cream cheesecake pie thing is served every other day open wiiide (I can cut your cheeks open if it makes it easier)

×Ⓥ× Jesse with an E ×Ⓥ×@jesse.thegraveyard.boo · yesterday

Fuck it I'm making my own slendermansion but instead of slenderman it's me and instead of a mansion it's a 2x2m apartment who wants to be the red dog?

Thinking about NORTH CAROLINA'S RABBITS ARE BEING TURNED LESBIAN WHAT ARE THEY HIDING FROM US? Gay Frogs 2...

Fuck it I'm making my own slendermansion but instead of slenderman it's me and instead of a mansion it's a 2x2m apartment who wants to be the red dog?

I NEED DOPAMINE I NEED DOPAMINE I NEED DOPAMINE I NEED DOPAMINE I NEED DOPAMINE I NEED DOPAMINE I NEED DOPAMINE I NEED DOPAMINE I NEED DOPAMINE I NEED DOPAMINE I NEED DOPAMINE I NEED DOPAMINE I NEED DOPAMINE I NEED DOPAMINE I NEED DOPAMINE I NEED DOPAMINE I NEED DOPAMINE I NEED DOPAMINE I NEED DOPAM

Hey guys do orders@thegraveyard.boo and sayhi@thegraveyard.boo work?

hairy tweaker and the methamphetamines of rationality