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Jester
@jester-the-zero.bsky.social
i, real jester darkest dungeon (Real) ((Not)) am. not sure what i am doing here, honest. i'll continue to reply to random posts with things that are maybe, possibly, funny to people that aren't me (No promises)
Happy three year anniversary, kids. I hope the other side of the cabin door is everything you ever could have hoped it would be.
This is relevant again, Man I love art. Man I love making little guys and putting them in situations. Also #yumeslop coms are cool too (more people love Fury Slay Princess this second. Do it now)
me getting like 5 commissions of characters i like in the past few weeks
i saw people were doin that. uh. "my 9 games" trend, so. boom. some of them are games i've always played like Dungeon Defenders, some are stuff i picked up a few years ago and just. couldn't let go of like slay the spire and control
speaking of slay the princess, man, i need to find more slay the princess stuff for my feed. it's mostly art, and thats great, i love art, but i need to find more slay the princess art
i just kinda lied, im talking about fury here now. thats what you get. fury slay the princess and occasional darkest dungeon bits. i really like the fury. i feel like how she veiws herself as either above you or almost a part of you depending on if you went tower or advy is really interesting
alright with momocon done, commission sales are now done and i will be knocking down each of em one by one a day. in other news, here is my new commission sheet tho (made by @dovendraw.bsky.social thanks dman) if u want one, fill out the form: forms.gle/vUR3qD6mVcND...
so like i know i said i wasn't gonna make more normal posts after the "ai bad and i block ai" but holy shit this model is so pretty. that is all. that's it. go look at this.
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My only real post this year will be that i block and mute anyone who generates images w AI, that shit is ass, and steals from real artists. be better
got a new PFP so im not stuck with the goofy ass straight from game image, art by @distr.bsky.social
why is it that any time i take a nap it either lasts one hour or i wake up in the next dimension with a category 10 headache and every status effect
me getting like 5 commissions of characters i like in the past few weeks
Broke as hell but still getting a little treat! 😤
did not post more news at 9, so 10 will do probably a bad thing, but i can't care enough to fix it, so i'll make sandwiches instead
ate nothing but bread for the last day and a half. on one hand, making bread is making it so i remember to eat, on the other, i am eating only bread. is this a good or bad thing? more news at 9
playing marvel rivals, i enjoy johnny storm. he's pretty fun and his goofy ass fire box ability is nice to pull off
more random dungeon defenders why is the dragon so damn fast on hard difficulty? can't line up a bloody shot to save my life, the damn thing keeps weaving around
unrelated to other posts of mine, totally fuck these guys all my homies hate these guys they crit way too often please im just trying to clear the dungeon-
always remember to take your laudanum when you have the horror status, kids, and make sure you eat something after, gives you a headache when you don't
Valentines day post I'm not going through the effort of doing more than acknowledging the holiday does, in fact, exist
Speaking of games with "dungeon" in their name: Dungeon defenders. Anybody remember that game? That shit was amazing. Fuck the dragon fight tho, absolutely wild the fireballs hurt eternia crystals
tried darkest dungeon 2, as was darkest dungeon 1, this was a mistake, and i am in pain. (istg i hate the bishops stop rEVIVING THEM I CANT CLEAR THE CORPSES THAT FAST-)
Darkest Dungeon boss ranking! (by how fun i feel they are, higher is better. not counting the court for this one because. i suck and haven't finished that dlc) Flesh Swine prince Necromancer Prophet Cannon (easy, not fun, but easy) brigand Vvulf shrieker Siren Hag Drowned crew
My muscles are tense and my joints are rebelling, someone wring me out like a dish towel it'd fix me promise
yall ever just tryin to be funny online and then ur brain go "Nah. shit effort, die" and you get tinnitus and a headache at the same time? god i wish this was a joke