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— ❝ As a 𝐃𝐄𝐀𝐃 𝐀𝐏𝐎𝐒𝐓𝐋𝐄、I affirm I will take 𝑬𝑽𝑬𝑹𝒀𝑻𝑯𝑰𝑵𝑮 from 𝘆𝗼𝘂. — #mvrp ／ #faterp ㅤ ❪ 🏳️⚧️ ❫
// Posted this on another account but Jester is on S-H because I'm catching up on his source material. It's been years since I last touched it so I'm starting from the beginning. 9 novels to go through... Yippee. If you tag me in something I'll still respond. This account is actually DEAD dead.
< ɪ ' ᴍ ʀ ɪ ɢ ʜ ᴛ ʙ ʏ ʏ ᴏ ᴜ ʀ ꜱ ɪ ᴅ ᴇ . . . > ꜱ ᴛ ʀ ᴀ ʏ
You need to be IN LOVE with someone to buy them WINE?
Majjy@mujuraofchaos.bsky.social · 2mo agoThat’s saved for my lover, Jester.
I wish the people who loved me greeted me with a big hurrah and delicious wine instead of annoying me.
Majjy@mujuraofchaos.bsky.social · 2mo agoLove you too, bastard.
Stop blaming me for everything. Especially when I'm still reconstituting my body.
I don't want people to think I have a complex ideology. I'm fucking around.
( Jolting upright. ) Somebody somewhere started talking about ORT.
"An unexpected rise in the number of bloodsuckers. This is the kind of thing people are wary of, no?"
It's like a paradox, existing only because you created yourself. How does the universe reconcile something like that? Without shattering? Without coming across an 'error message' or something it can't process? ... I'm sure you're aware of this already, but your Great Uncle was something ↷
𝙰𝚕𝚙𝚑𝚊 𝙷𝚊𝚛𝚕𝚎𝚢@heirofspace.bsky.social · 3mo agoTaking their DNA and replicating it, constructing them from the ground up in a way. And then, sending them back in time so they could then become themselves in the future. It is like… They only exist because my Great Uncle sent them back in time, to exist.
Hoh... ( He quietly digests this information, then considers the subsequent offer. A finger taps his chin as he thinks. ) Can you expand on the time travel portion of the equation?
𝙰𝚕𝚙𝚑𝚊 𝙷𝚊𝚛𝚕𝚎𝚢@heirofspace.bsky.social · 3mo agoThe unfortunate thing is that… It didn’t exist in my time. I ah, I know a * bit more. It was how my great grandma and great uncle were created. Though I was born through normal means. Um… I, don’t mind answering * some questions.
That is, admittedly, the furthest possible concept from what I was imagining. But that's a good thing! What a strange and wonderful thing! It's just too bad you don't know any more. I would've loved to study something like that.
𝙰𝚕𝚙𝚑𝚊 𝙷𝚊𝚛𝚕𝚎𝚢@heirofspace.bsky.social · 3mo agoI… Both. I could not properly explain it to you since I wasn’t the one who did it in my world. But um. It is… Essentially, the creation of life through slime. And time shenanigans. Time traveling slime.
Like slime. Are you hesitating out of shame, or because you lack the ability to teach?
𝙰𝚕𝚙𝚑𝚊 𝙷𝚊𝚛𝚕𝚎𝚢@heirofspace.bsky.social · 3mo agoIt’s…. Mmmmnnnnnn…. Ah…. Well…. Like… Slime.
"We really must reestablish the 'difficult to kill' portion of my repertoire. Darling, if you couldn't kill me, then neither shall the sun."
// I was not getting notifications on here so I felt no urgency to log on. I'm sorry you can kill me now.
Wiping his hands on a silken cloth. No telling what he was doing or why, but it's hardly ever pleasant. The apostle discards the fabric, left to be trampled upon and cast off into the wind. He raises his hands into the ear, and beams. ㅤ"Good morning, beautiful world. Jester's back!"
Ah. ... Was he named before or after becoming a werewolf?
⠀⠀𝕾l̲a̲s̲h̲y̲ .@timeshifts.bsky.social · 3mo ago⠀ ⠀⠀... You surely are smart . ⠀⠀His name is Fanghorror . I ⠀⠀know him from one of my ⠀⠀older adventures . From what ⠀⠀I remember, he did not smell ⠀⠀like wet dog . ⠀
Do you have any idea how disgusting it is to hear that? "They only have these problems because they lack basic hygiene." If you can find me one non-damp non-stinky werewolf, I will never insult them again.
⠀⠀𝕾l̲a̲s̲h̲y̲ .@timeshifts.bsky.social · 3mo ago⠀ ⠀⠀All things that can be dealt ⠀⠀with ... I've met quite good ⠀⠀smelling werewolves before . ⠀⠀About the dampness ... I think ⠀⠀most need proper grooming . ⠀
The only way to kill me was to welcome his own death, and he did it the moment the chance arose.
I hate when they put their wet stinky heads on your shin like FUCK I am going to kick you into outer space.
No, my problem is that werewolves typically smell bad, put their big heads everywhere, and are always mysteriously damp. If they were none of these things, they would be great.
⠀⠀𝕾l̲a̲s̲h̲y̲ .@timeshifts.bsky.social · 3mo ago⠀ ⠀⠀Just because you are a ⠀⠀vampire . ⠀
