@jfarren.bsky.social
I have never and will never eat a banana split. If you try to reply with banana split propaganda I will take out a restraining order upon you.
They turned their faces away from the howls and gnashing of teeth that would have forced them to face the reality of his fall. Honesty forces accountability, so they created their own truths. They refused to see the blood and hair on the floor of the madhouse.
Buzz Aldrin pissed on the Moon. You got your hair combed back and your Sunglasses on baby I can tell you my love for you will still be strong After the boys of summer, have gone
I wish I believed in a god that answered prayers because with the amount of people asking for the same thing to happen as soon as possible, it couldn’t be ignored, and we’d all be free of that dipshit right now.
It must be so unbelievably exhilarating if you are Jason Vorhees and you’re just waiting patiently for a teenage camper to turn around and realize you were standing behind them the whole time!!!
I can tell when she’s fired up at me when I ask her if she’s had a good weekend and she replies, “So what if I did?”
My Lilliputian wife exasperated: For the 20th time —quit talking about how huge his turds must be!!!!!
I used to daydream about what I’d do if I could start over at 16, but in Skyrim every reroll I’m an archer thief so there’s that.
After another week visiting the US, you could almost convince me we don’t have schools if it wasn’t for all the shootings.
I’m 55 years old and I’ve never seen my own butthole. What could I possibly gain from seeing a 55 year old man’s butthole?
Seriously how the fuck do people look at Trump, Vance, Rubio, and Hegseth and be like yeah i fuck with them they totally look like they have my best interests in mind.
The whole world is blaming the US loss on Trump, but the fact is he inherited this team from Joe Biden.
They should do a raffle for charity to see who gets to pull the plug on McConnell.
BREAKING: Trump says Belgium is 2 weeks away from developing a nuclear bomb.
I don’t care what you interpret Frutopia to be, for me its heritage and state cultural identity.
Kasey Gifford@kaseygifford.bsky.social · last mo.On this special 4th of July I want to remind everyone that the ambrosial 90's era beverage Fruitopia was around for nine years, thats five years longer than the Confederate States of America.
Was talking to my friend who also grew up poor and he said the first time he realized he was poor was when he went to one of his rich friends houses and they put potato chips in a bowl.
Mamdani: "As we mark 250 years ... we see the wealthiest country -- one where children go to sleep hungry while the world's first trillionaire hungers for more ... we see masked agents terrorizing our streets, eating food cooked by undocumented neighbors before spiriting them away in unmarked vans"
Didn’t see this coming. Another Senate race to watch closely. Lindsey Graham spent years acting like South Carolina belonged to him. The voters might have other plans. Dr. Annie Andrews is at 45%, and among informed voters, she leads Graham 46% to 43%.
When we went to see this as kids, my little brother was terrified and asked my mom, “is ET dead?” My mom didn’t even look over at him she just replied, “No he’s just swimming in the river.”
Trump just announced they doing a commemorative coin of the guy jacking off at Freedom250. Unreal.
daddy daughter dances are already a little suss imo but when a town called "dripping springs" does it with this flyer idk dog I think you gotta use the full town name
