@jhemann.bsky.social

Imagining a social platform where if you use a fraught word like “knowledge” or “consciousness”, it pops up a list of interpretations of that word from the relevant SEP article and you have to select which one you mean. Then you get a short quiz on the common objections before you can post.

I cannot believe that even with 3 weeks for FLoC how often I am stuck having to make a tough decision about which session to attend.

My analogy for linear probing was oversold airlines where two people get the same seat assignment, and the stewardess adjudicates by moving the 2nd person to the next open seat. That seemed to resonate.

I kind of want a clippy for my email saying "hey, it looks like you do this same thing for all emails with this pattern. Would you like help turning that into an automation? 📎"

There are only two file formats: disguised zips and renamed text files. JSON? Text. EPUB? Zip. CSV? Text. EXE? Zip. SVG? Text. DOCX? Zip. ICS? Text. APK? Zip.

I think I would like if this site had direct messages. I sometimes would like to follow up on some part of a discussion but that doesn't merit being part of that conversation. I think that was facilitating.

www.dailycal.org/news/campus/... Part of my job is to be a motivator and coach. "Giving free potato chips outside the gym" isn't a strong enough analogy for the perverse incentives that my CS1 students face. I mean, surely "getting hooked on drugs" overstates the harm level. Got a better analogy?

Failing grades soar as professors see greater AI usage, dwindling math skills in UC Berkeley computer science classes

The percentage of failing grades in multiple UC Berkeley computer science classes in spring 2026 is significantly higher than past semesters and marks a departure from the department’s grading guideli...

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Anyone else collect screenshots from when you google what seems like a clear and unamiguous phrase, and then the results point out to you how far askew your associations for that phrase are from the general population?

Why is it so difficult for me to find a youtube video explaining insertion sort as a right-fold? Dozens and dozens implementing it as a left-fold. Am I missing something fundamental?

After getting to learn all about tranches and credit default swaps during the last big financial crisis, I'm so excited to find out what decision-makers with less understanding of even more complex and baroque systems are going to be able to do this time around.

I'm looking for a PhD student to work with me on formal verification for cryptographic protocols. This is a 4-year position at VU Amsterdam, co-supervised with Kristina Sojakova. Send me an email if you want to know more!

This is NOT a formal job posting, just testing waters. I have a year of post-doc money. Esp. int'd in formal methods + applied cogsci + diagramming. If you do work tied to my research, reach out (see my page). Must have US work auth, sorry. Please feel free to share/boost!