Jonathan Howard
@jhoward.bsky.social
technical founder in crypto (not like that) advising startups and thinking about what’s next. what’re you excited about?
me: I got the money, you got the variable intermittent reward? drug dealer: maybe 😏
nice anxiety you’ve got there. it’d be a shame if something happened to it
we should study why there’s no obesity epidemic in werewolves
I am once again saying to follow paul. every one of these threads is gold
Paul Fairie@paulisci.bsky.social · last yr.A Brief History of Movies Today Are Too Sexy 🧵
did #wwdc fix that thing where every time you use any apple product you hit a bug
In the movie, Elon’s kidnapped by ICE and spends two years in the torture camp as his supervillain origin story. Then South Africa, where he tries to unite the continent against the West. But his lawyer money is what finally stops and dismantles ICE, so that the bad guy is Complicated.
It would be such sweet poetic justice if Elon spent months illegally seizing offices and ruining peoples lives, only to have it happen to him weeks later
Matt Novak@paleofuture.bsky.social · last yr.Steve Bannon has called for President Trump to invoke the Defense Production Act in order to seize SpaceX "tonight before midnight" and deport Elon Musk.
Notice how Super Mario and all his supposed “enemies” are happy to get together and go go-kart racing? Wake up. It’s all kayfabe
elon and trump are meeting outside uniqlo on sunday 5pm. 3251 20th Ave, San Francisco, CA, 94132
start a third party, elon! everyone who failed before just wasn’t smart enough!
TRUTH BOMB 💣 this guy is a Pedophile. I also made him President
hahaha accidentally snuck into a private event at the Fellow storefront, to check out their new espresso machine AMA
Executioner: Any last words? Me: Sparn Executioner: Ok [throws switch] Wait, what does that mean Me: Executioner: WHAT DOES THAT MEAN GOD DAMN IT
And that colon polyp is now National Security Advisor
Bob Cesca@bobcesca.bsky.social · last yr.Donald's latest medical report showed he had a colon polyp removed during a colonoscopy. When was the procedure? Was the polyp precancerous? Cancerous? We'll never know. The press never follows up, and Donald always lies.
I am SO bad at getting enough sleep, especially winding down at night anyone struggled with that and found a way to crack it? #FitnessSky
one more reason to ride a bike as much as possible, to as many places as possible
Joseph Cox@josephcox.bsky.social · last yr.New from 404 Media: Flock, the license plate reader company that has cameras all across the U.S., is now building a massive people lookup tool using hacked data. The plan is to "jump from LPR to person." Won't require a warrant. This is according to leak we obtained. www.404media.co/license-plat...
officially down 20lbs in 20 weeks then kept it off for a month! 🥳 might be ready to do another cut soon GOOD LORD will I be happy when this is over lmao
the last one was an entire loaf of garlic bread that they hollowed out and stuffed with bbq ribs AND SIDES
Geet@geet.bsky.social · last yr.Most of my free time is just sending @jhoward.bsky.social food reels
got so excited about seeing my quad muscles for the first time that I sent my friend an unsolicited thicc pic™️
my fat loss diet is weak against ice cream damage (2 for 1 deal)
hot take: I don’t even want YOUR read receipts
Germ Network@germnetwork.com · last yr.Read receipts: on or off? 👀