It's Abby. Yep
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All three of these progressive candidates have now won their primaries in Michigan
Qasim Rashid, Esq.@qasimrashid.com · 14h agoCurrently… •Will Lawrence won MI-7 •Donavan McKinney leads in MI-13 •Abdul El Sayed leads for US Senate We have the chance to make history happen tonight. Let’s go!
I would like this to be a full song from an early 90s Disney princess.
It's Abby. Yep@itsabbyyep.bsky.social · 15h ago✨what if it happened tonight ✨
WIFE: there's a spider in the kitchen ME: don't worry they're more afraid of us than we are of them SPIDER: let's test that theory shall we
there I was eating the spring roll, and that's when I realized- oh no, the mint, is it like lettuce? is this going to kill me? did I make it through everything to die of this delicious bite? so anyway I dipped it in the peanut sauce and took another bite
My wife says I remind her of James Bond. I’m not good at following orders, I’m emotionally dead, and she’d like to see the role go to Idris Elba.
Sorry I called your mom's house a liminal space but I saw a lot of men passing through it.
My short comedy podcast "Farcical" died long ago but I managed to resurrect the theme song. Behold 24 seconds of beauty, sung & strummed by the inimitable @bornmiserable.bsky.social !! www.youtube.com/watch?v=qwYc...
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ATTENTION: finally updated my long-abandoned YouTube channel with a rehearsal of a song by a group that my late father really loved, The Bee Gees; check it out I HAVE SPOKEN www.youtube.com/watch?v=jqh3...
I Started a Joke (Bee Gees acoustic cover rehearsal)
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(rioting in the streets, sirens blaring, everything is on fire, mushroom clouds blooming on the horizon) man, the vibes are off today
Watched a multi-acre fire break out before my very eyes and then watched a bunch of helicopters show up and put it out. Government was a good idea, it should do more things like that instead of evil and corruption
Update: gofundme, the fuken Puritans they are removed my fundraiser for graphic, offensive, perverse or sexual content. This is extremely discouraging. Thank you so much to everyone who donated i love you all. If you want to help me still, I have ko-fi ko-fi.com/geraldinepiche
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Deeny they/them@geraldinepiche.bsky.social · 2w agoOk ok I would really REALLY love to take my Dark Deeny project on the road for Taboo show in vancouver. But I need your help. Please you'd be helping an ethical and safe porn artist reach a greater audience. Your help would cover the booth and plane ticket and merch. gofund.me/7360c4ba8
SCIENTIST: giant centipedes are attacking new york! ARMY GENERAL: my god that one must be 100 feet SCIENTIST: they all have 100 feet roger
day 2 of posting margot photos from the archives until morale improves
Ahh, 9:15 a.m. Friday. The traditional end to the work week
Each of the 7 executioners in the firing line squad decided independently it would be hilarious if one of them shoots me in the balls this time.
Giant candy bags are called "Share Size" so you'll open up to your therapist that you ate it all
I triple checked that this is real yet I still refuse to believe that this is real www.usatoday.com/story/news/p...
Exclusive: RFK Jr. hosting a new cooking show with celebrity chefs
HHS Secretary Robert F. Kennedy Jr., in an exclusive interview, says he will be 'reintroducing' Americans to cooking again in a new series.
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Breakthrough: I finally realized my core wound with my sister is that she refuses to acknowledge how fucking hilarious I am
You know what the Mona Lisa looks like. Just make a print and throw it away. What's the big deal?
Dr. Jeroen W.P. Wijnendaele@drdragases.bsky.social · last wk.No longer content with pillaging intellectual work and dismembering our environment (already critically weakened), AI companies are now hellbent on destroying books galore including rare editions. Shut down these nefarious enterprises already.
Some really encouraging Senate polls… 📍Georgia 🔵 Jon Ossoff: 56% 🔴 Mike Collins: 43% 📍North Carolina 🔵 Roy Cooper: 53% 🔴 Michael Whatley: 44% 📍Ohio 🔵 Sherrod Brown: 53% 🔴 Jon Husted: 45% 📍Iowa 🔵 Josh Turek: 50% 🔴 Ashley Hinson: 46% Keep organizing. Keep fighting.
for anyone losing their shit over Fauci invoking the Fifth Amendment at least 100 times during his Senate hearing
