Jill Bernard
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twincitiesimprov.com is my pet project!
I feel like MAGA would say this is what was supposed to happen to him — their lack of humanity is devastating.
Minnesota Reformer@minnesotareformer.com · 2d agoOn Jan. 11, Gregory Bovino watched as his Border Patrol agents dragged a man out of his car at a St. Paul Speedway, knelt on his back until he lost consciousness, and dragged his limp body into the back of a van. The man's name is Orbin Mauricio Henriquez Serrano and this is his story.
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Eric wouldn’t let me stay to the end of the credits at The Oddessy to see if there were bloopers. ☹️
Wow, such a weird coincidence that the Women’s Professional Baseball League and the Men’s Whining In the Comments League debuted on the same day.
I miss the Uptown YWCA so much, of all the things we’ve lost.
I don’t know which fake-out is funnier when you put your finger in your ear — you think there will be a hearing aid but there’s not or vice versa.
Epstein files aren't worth seeing or discussing, but Fauci's personal diary...? THERE's our new distraction. I'd listen to this remarkable woman.
Everyone was like “What are you going to do when you get back home?” and I said “sit in front of the air conditioner and sing God Bless America”. I’m not going to make it through climate change, y’all.
Q: would you have tried to pay in ham?
fesshole 🧻@fesshole.bsky.social · 5d agoTook clients out to dinner. The bill came and "it's on me!" so I took out my purse and looked for my company card. My kids had taken the notes and cards out of my purse and replaced them with sliced ham. An embarrassing situation saved by a phone wallet.
oh no my birthday already passed, I should’ve made someone buy me a subscription…
Frederick Melo, Reporter (TwinCities.com, Pioneer Press)@frederickmelo.bsky.social · 6d agoCan we still Fringe Festival? 104 hour-long shows are on their way to the Twin Cities next week. You read that right. Next week! Prepare to laugh and cry: www.twincities.com/2026/07/28/2... Let lead @PioneerPress Fringe Reviewer @jaredography guide you in this theatrical wilderness/palooza...
Also HUGE Theater was never an acronym for Hey U Get Entertainment, but if I ever get the opportunity to punk the Star Tribune style guide ever again, I’ll take it.
Merriam-Webster@merriam-webster.com · last wk.‘SOS’ is NOT an acronym for “save our souls.” ‘Golf’ is NOT an acronym for “gentlemen only, ladies forbidden.” ‘Posh’ is NOT an acronym for “port out, starboard home.” ‘News’ is NOT an acronym for “north, east, west, south,’ OR “notable events, weather, sports.”
Oh my god, these deluded stooges going after a man who did everything he could to keep the whole country safe against impossible odds. I wish I could protect him from them.
Aaron Rupar@atrupar.com · last wk.Moreno to Fauci: "Who the fuck did you think you were?"
I must now outlive Sean Hannity out of fear that he would somehow speak at my funeral.
Aaron Rupar@atrupar.com · last wk.Hannity: "My President, Lindsey probably has a heavenly version of Mar-a-Lago. It may even be a little bigger. I wouldn't be surprised if he added one big beautiful ballroom and an arch somewhere on the property. Because he would want to obviously duplicate his dearest friend in life. You."
People blaming Fauci think the thermometer makes it hot out.
This is Beily. He was miraculously found alive under rubble 29 days after the Venezuela earthquakes. He has since been reunited with his 11-year-old human Victoria and is expected to make a full recovery. 14/10 for all (TT: fuerzavzla1)
One always wonders if the habits you develop on the road will stay with you. Will I still always have a small cheese sandwich on me once I’ve left Switzerland?
The exchange rate to Switzerland is pretty easy, you just pretend you’re putting a healthy tip on everything.
There was some senseless violence in my neighborhood a week ago. and 20 year old Deven Wyatt remains in the ICU. His family could use some support for his recovery. Please share this link and donate if you can. gofund.me/77c7e22c5
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People scoff at those of us who are able to entertain ourselves and then spend the last twenty years of their lives bored as fuck.
Coincidentally, one time a realtor showed us this building and at the end of the tour said oh yeah, it’s not available.
Bring Me The News@bringmethenews.bsky.social · 2w agoNew restaurant planned for former Lago Tacos space in Uptown More: https://bringmethenews.com/minnesota-lifestyle/new-restaurant-planned-for-former-lago-tacos-space-in-uptown
Somebody on the flight was hacking up a lung on the jetbridge but somehow got it under control on the plane? I dunno, I ❤️ my mask.
Thousands of young protesters were camped on the streets of India’s capital New Delhi on Thursday, defying new restrictions in the latest show of strength for a movement that has become one of the biggest challenges to Prime Minister Narendra Modi’s government.
India protest movement holds capital sit-in as police crack down on demonstrators
Young protesters in India are camping on the streets of New Delhi. Defying heavy security measures on Thursday was the latest show of strength for a movement that has presented a major challenge to Prime Minister Narendra Modi’s government.
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What began as an online joke has evolved into a huge protest movement in India, led by young people hoping to change the established political structure and the damage they believe the government has caused.
I really wish there was stigma about hoarding wealth.
FactPost@factpostnews.bsky.social · 2w agoGOP Oklahoma Governor draws backlash for suggesting there should be "stigma" for SNAP recipients: “Maybe it’s going back to the day where …. It had a little stigma so you were a little bit embarrassed.” Oklahoma ranks #5 among states with the most SNAP users.
