Jim-Bob
@jimbob304.bsky.social
Therapeutic Humor, Presbyterian, Weisenheimer
Didn't spend a dime for cereal amd a painting by an impressionist! Monet for nothing, Trix for free.
"Rage against the dying of the light?" You should see me when I lose Wi-Fi
It's National Talk in an Elevator Day - for uplifting conversation or letting someone down easy.
National Lasagna Day. Philosophically, this is intriguing on several levels.
Overrated: Dancing like no one is watching Underrated: Sitting quietly and not annoying everyone
July 27 is National Love Is Kind Day. Real love is rooted in compassion and understanding, even towards sniveling weasels and ignorant chuckleheads.
I don't have an opinion on the Odyssey, and life is so much easier
The World Health Organization calls people aged 60-74 as "old", people aged 75-89 as "elderly", and people aged 90 and above as "Senator" #TellAnOldJokeDay
Through diet and exercise, my body is now like a machine. Unfortunately it's a McDonald's ice cream machine.
Poll: Congress about as popular as Ebola Ebola demands a recount.
30 minutes on the patient portal hasn't gotten me anywhere. Talk about a misnomer!
A lie can travel halfway around the world while truth is trying to remember its voicemail password
A: July 22, his birthday, would be a national holiday in my alternate universe. Q: Who is Alex Trebek?
A bar like Cheers, but where each customer has a different nickname for their nostrils. Because you want to go where everybody names your nose.
Happy Lunar Landing Day. Best wishes for each of your one, small steps.
On this day, President Reagan signs the National Minimum Drinking Age Act into law. I'll drink to that when I'm eligible.
In one month, I lost 20 pounds and gained 10 restraining orders thanks to Tai Chi Stalking!
When I listen to my body talk these days, it's mostly expletives
Everyone is getting it - cryptosporiasis All across America- at least 10,000 cases Explosive diarrhea in inconvenient spaces Lettuce not spread this rot called cryptosporiasis
Orthopedics is taking walk-ins today...ironically, more like limp-ins!
Add "You may be entitled to compensation" to favorite lyric, catchphrase or slogan: If there's a bustle in your hedgerow, don't be alarmed now. You may be entitled to compensation! When the going gets tough, You may be entitled to compensation!
The news is bringing back memories. Explosive Diarrhea was also our prom theme.
“When a friend makes a mistake, the friend remains a friend, and the mistake remains a mistake.” - Shimon Peres