Jake_Vig
@jakevig.bsky.social
Playing like a champion. Just my stuff: https://bsky.app/profile/did:plc:4biy4v5nhe6h2wh25oveas64/feed/aaanqkdaizoek
I think I figured it out. SpaceX's business is essentially just announcing some ridiculous plan that will never happen, and then ending it with "on the moon" or "on Mars."
"Backrooms" "Backrooms 2: Electric Boogaloo" "Backrooms 3: The Legend of Curly's Gold" "4 Back 4 Rooms" "Backrooms V: The Search for Spock" "Backrooms VI: Back in Black" "Back7ooms" "Jason vs Backrooms" "Frontrooms: A Backrooms Saga" "Back X" "Even Backer Rooms"
We should probably stop electing people whose brains don't work so good. 
"Get out of your comfort zone". Bold of you to assume I have ever been comfortable in my life.
Every single thing happening in the corporate world right now is essentially "How do we get to Skynet as quickly as possible?"
Just brought some protein powder with extra protein added for the protein
Conservatives love being scared shitless by things that never happened and could never have happened. 
Folks be doing everything behind the wheel except driving and paying attention.
It is unfortunate that much of social media is either infuriating others or being infuriated by others. There was a time you could post without being furious or aggravated. All of this changed when billionaires started using social media as another vehicle to manipulate people and hoard wealth.
[skulls and bones fall for a solid minute after a guest opens a closet door in my house] "And obviously, that's where I keep the skeletons."
I wouldn't necessarily say that suprhero movies are "back" simply because "Spider-Man: Brand New Day" was excellent. My take is that "good movies are good. Make good movies."
THERAPIST: We should talk about your trust issues. ME: Why? Are you a cop? You know you have to tell me if you are.
Strangers get all weird when I slide them a manila envelope filled with telephoto B&W pics of their family, even when it's only to promote my photography business.
The ghost of my dead plant watching me go to Lowe's gardening section
People will post a screenshot of one of those true social posts and say that the president is "delusional." Nah, bro, YOU are delusional for still believing that the president writes any of those truth social posts. He can barely talk, there is no way he can type on any device whatsoever.
New Secretaries of Health and Human Services (HHS) with updated cyclospora guidance:
Samuel L. Jackson on board game night: “we gotta get these mother fucking snakes away from these mother fucking ladders!”
The movie theater is unprepared for the amount of popcorn I will eat tonight.
[baby court] ME: I’d like to remind the defendant that I still have his nose
RFK Jr looks like all of the diseases that are flourishing under his watch. 
I always pronounce popsicles like a Greek philosopher and I blame the internet