james f. bread 🍞⁴🏴
@jimpixelbeard.bsky.social
I'm easily distracted with bread. 🥳🥳🥳🥳 aspirational birdwatcher, professional day-dreamer. de facto atheist. neurospicy af. chaos broker. minibike guy. archpontifex of the cult of djiv. only take, like 20% of what I say seriously. please no DM's 🤗
I keep not getting a dictionary. We'll see how much this trip to the mechanic costs first. 😖
Turns out, it's really fuckin' good. 13/10 will make for friends.
james f. bread 🍞⁴🏴@jimpixelbeard.bsky.social · 2d agoI wonder what happens if I make chicken chili, but with carnitas instead. 🤔 Seems like a lesson I should learn the hard way.
"You can lead a man to a library, but you can't make him think." -somebody, I'm almost sure
"... just put metal detectors in the schools. They already do that. In the hood. Where niggas don't shoot up schools... Shooting is an after school activity."
The Metal Detector Fix Nobody Wants To Try 🤣🤷🏽♂️🤦🏽♂️
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The American Revolution wasn't really about freedom from the tyranny of Britain. It had more to do with the wealthy wanting to move further west and getting more land/wealth and because of treaties, they couldn't. Washington still owned slaves and his teeth were made from his slaves' teeth among...
Middle Age Riot@middleageriot.bsky.social · 2d agoLEFT TO RIGHT: Defeated the British, freed the slaves, raped the children.
Scientology gets the hate and ire that Christianity deserves. No one's starting wars in the name of Xenu. Scientology doesn't have a convert or die policy. Doesn't seem like they scam the poor. And it looks like they really only harass their defectors. And there's only 40 thousand of them.
If I was a drug dealer from London, I would tell people I work in hospitality. Actually.. I could say that here too.
You know what? I think they should keep making Terminator stuff.
I wish I had a familiar that was this bird.
mjlinde.bsky.social@mjlinde.bsky.social · 2d agoAB’s #BirdOfTheDay theme is: #Firsts, your earliest bird capture(s). Alt is @atlanticbirding.bsky.social’s most captured family: #Robins #birds #birding #eck The very first bird photos I saved! I was amazed by all its wonderful colors, and I still am! @luiscavalcanti.bsky.social
Did I need to see She-Hulk throw ass? It turns out the answer to that was no, actually. 😖
My tires made it to the park with the same number of holes I left with 😊
I know it's been a bit, but I'm still really upset with what Disney did to She-Hulk.
I wonder what happens if I make chicken chili, but with carnitas instead. 🤔 Seems like a lesson I should learn the hard way.
Broccolini: I got some. I have the perfect pork chop to pair it with. 😊
I think Lil Wayne was surprised that people were surprised that he didn't remember lyrics to his hit songs because he told people he didn't write multiple times and for a while he was just making a bunch of songs.. on drugs. I think this is very funny.
I'm gonna make chicken chili tomorrow, I think. 🤔
I fixed my tire and I didn't even get mad once. I'm a mini bike surgeon.
I read so many book last month! 🥳🥳🥳🥳 I didn't set out to do that. Books just kept being good. I could've been doing this the whole time?!
Reconnoiter: it's what you're doing on reconnaissance. That's a terrible way to define it, but you get it.
I'm gonna make sausage and eggs for breakfupper and maybe fight with this god damned tire. 😡🥺
One of you guys recommended this book to me and thank you, person. This book is fun. I'm gonna get more mystery novels. At no point do I ever actually try to solve the mysteries. I'm just along for the ride mostly. I'm about 60% through it and it's a lot of fun.
Needless to say: this traumatizes me. I've had this thing since early December and i pop two tires in such quick succession and a new one no less. I'm not dealing with this today. I want to punch a wall.
james f. bread 🍞⁴🏴@jimpixelbeard.bsky.social · 5d agoWell. I'm fucking angry. This took out my tire. I haven't even put 50 miles on it.
Well. I'm fucking angry. This took out my tire. I haven't even put 50 miles on it.
There are two paths to anarchy. I think we're on the bad one, y'all.