At the stress factory (work) because my feet aren’t nice enough to sell pictures online
Sackbut Soirée 🎉
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Southerner in the PNW🌲 Married👬🏻 Dog Dad🐾 Musician 🎶 (he/him/his)
If the rest of today goes to shit, I can at least say that the first thing I did this morning was have 30 minutes of cuddles with my chihuahua 💙
Check on your depressed/burnt out/overstimulated friends. We are not okay.
Just me and my crispy Diet Coke against the world today
Sad Togepi Crying
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why are gay guys still wearing and selling “ew, pussy” shirts in 2026
You ever see someone and go “wow, I want that mustache on my hole.”
Internet crush added me to their Close Friend story and, chat, I’m smitten 🥰
Anyways, back to 50 Shades of Hey or whatever this movie everyone is talking about is called…
Me looking at everyone’s little horny replies.
Spongebob Squarepants Smiling
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Polyamory in this economy is, in fact, a wise financial decision
Elmo I Don't Know Idk
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So much of the ills of our current society are because we decided to make everything car-centric. In this essay, I will…
Smudge Cat Press Conference with Camera Flashes
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What’s your favorite rabbit hole subject subject? Mine is anything related to the late Cold War Soviet Union. Scratches an itch so deep in my brain.
The things I would do if bloomf brought me fettuccini alfredo
Danny Tanner's Smug Coffee Moment
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My new therapist is a White Woman with a Nose Ring™️ and I think that’s what I need right now
Me looking at everyone’s little horny replies.
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Anyways, back to 50 Shades of Hey or whatever this movie everyone is talking about is called…
Never trust ANYONE at work, y’all. Seriously. When it comes to saving their own asses, people will throw you to the wolves.
Glad we all saw the promo for Wicker and went: “damn, that must have rubber her raw”
Kitty Foreman is truly one of my favorite tv characters
That70s Show Kitty Foreman Laughing
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When someone yells at me over the phone, all I think is “nah, not on the phone line I pay for my with my money” and I hang up
Look, fellow gay men: we can, in fact, get older WITHOUT also becoming creepy! I promise - it can be done! We can just simply get old and not make younger gays uncomfortable by being weird and out of pocket. It can - nay, it MUST - be done and we middle aged gays can be the change we wish to see.
Absolutely bonkers when an well-known adult content creator is suggested to you as friend on Facebook, but it’s with their actual non-stage name 😳
Absolutely obsessed with the comments on porn sites that are clearly written by horny elderly men who had to plunk out one letter at a time. And like, what do you mean you “wank your pig cunt around Sheffield”???
I’ve had Coconuts by Kim Petras playing on a loop in the back of my mind for a week now 🙃