Nope, not gonna do it *backs away slowly from prompt*

Ranch Devereaux@thejacko.bsky.social · 6h ago

Quote this with when you were at your ugliest, most heinous looking

Quote this with when you were at your ugliest, most heinous looking

This show is true excellence and firing on every cylinder

Fit. Furry. Faggy. Forty.

Oh. You caught me staring. Sorry, I don’t mean to be creepy, I was just imagining what you look like naked.

real ones remember the ED drama with Fiona Apple. in all cases it's wild that people see it as a moral failing of an individual and not a pathological need to control one's life. someone's body isn't a comment on yours. society is fatphobic, whole industries rely on it. go after them instead.

Seriously tho why is it taking so long for them to come out with a glp-1 for cats????

Me, meeting Madonna for the first time: “Why be MADonna when you can be GLADonna?” Madonna: ::kills me where I stand:: Everyone in America: “no, she was right for that. Queen.”

Ok, I lied. @milheril.bsky.social it’s extended version. Woo-ooh. youtu.be/svnhHFtYsnU?...

Ducktales Remastered Soundtrack - End Credits Music

YouTube video by HeXeNOverlord

youtu.be

Ranch Devereaux@thejacko.bsky.social · 3d ago

If someone were creating an 80’s playlist and you could add ONLY ONE SINGULAR song to it, what song would you add? For me, it would be Bette Davis Eyes.

"Your Love" by The Outfield

Ranch Devereaux@thejacko.bsky.social · 3d ago

If someone were creating an 80’s playlist and you could add ONLY ONE SINGULAR song to it, what song would you add? For me, it would be Bette Davis Eyes.

Ok so take a listen to this Brazilian 80s classic. That would me mine

Lança Perfume

Rita Lee, Roberto De Carvalho · Rita Lee · Song · 1980

open.spotify.com

“Dueña de mi corazón” by Daniela Romo

Daniela Romo | Dueña de mi corazón #Videoclip

YouTube video by Daniela Romo

youtu.be

Ranch Devereaux@thejacko.bsky.social · 3d ago

If someone were creating an 80’s playlist and you could add ONLY ONE SINGULAR song to it, what song would you add? For me, it would be Bette Davis Eyes.

We don’t talk about Bizarre Love Triangle enough as a society

Ranch Devereaux@thejacko.bsky.social · 3d ago

If someone were creating an 80’s playlist and you could add ONLY ONE SINGULAR song to it, what song would you add? For me, it would be Bette Davis Eyes.

Invincible- Pat Benatar

Ranch Devereaux@thejacko.bsky.social · 3d ago

If someone were creating an 80’s playlist and you could add ONLY ONE SINGULAR song to it, what song would you add? For me, it would be Bette Davis Eyes.

The 1989 Belgian techno Pop anthem, Pump Up the Jam

Pump up the Jam

Alt: Pump up the Jam

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Ranch Devereaux@thejacko.bsky.social · 3d ago

If someone were creating an 80’s playlist and you could add ONLY ONE SINGULAR song to it, what song would you add? For me, it would be Bette Davis Eyes.

“How Will I Know”

Joyful Couple Reacts to Whitney Houston

ALT: Joyful Couple Reacts to Whitney Houston

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Ranch Devereaux@thejacko.bsky.social · 3d ago

If someone were creating an 80’s playlist and you could add ONLY ONE SINGULAR song to it, what song would you add? For me, it would be Bette Davis Eyes.

The Hotels "Only the Lonely"

Ranch Devereaux@thejacko.bsky.social · 3d ago

If someone were creating an 80’s playlist and you could add ONLY ONE SINGULAR song to it, what song would you add? For me, it would be Bette Davis Eyes.

Tell it To My Heart - Taylor Dayne

Ranch Devereaux@thejacko.bsky.social · 3d ago

If someone were creating an 80’s playlist and you could add ONLY ONE SINGULAR song to it, what song would you add? For me, it would be Bette Davis Eyes.

Cruel Summer - Bananarama

Ranch Devereaux@thejacko.bsky.social · 3d ago

If someone were creating an 80’s playlist and you could add ONLY ONE SINGULAR song to it, what song would you add? For me, it would be Bette Davis Eyes.

Tainted Love

Ranch Devereaux@thejacko.bsky.social · 3d ago

If someone were creating an 80’s playlist and you could add ONLY ONE SINGULAR song to it, what song would you add? For me, it would be Bette Davis Eyes.

If someone were creating an 80’s playlist and you could add ONLY ONE SINGULAR song to it, what song would you add? For me, it would be Bette Davis Eyes.

Glados flirting.

Ranch Devereaux@thejacko.bsky.social · 3d ago

What if I saw you naked. For science.

Nothing to do with any of this (they’re both brain dead idiots), but a random Jenny McCarthy fact is that when she did her first playboy shoot the photographer said she had the biggest bush he had ever seen

Peter Butler@peter-butler.bsky.social · 3d ago

she was doing it for decades and still is people.com/jenny-mccart...

What if I saw you naked. For science.

I need gays to stop letting their travel jealousy get out. You don’t have to bash world pride because you’re at lazy bear. You don’t have to bash lazy bear because you’re at yuba river gay day. Just enjoy yourself. You can’t do it all. It’s giving insecure 22 year old vibes, so pls stop.

is 300 mg caffeine a lot???

“You are what you eat” Me every weekend:

Okay, I finally saw The Odyssey in IMAX 70mm, am I allowed back into society now???

Jack, wait for your barber. Do not shave your head! Jack, wait for your barber. Do not shave your head! Jack, wait for your barber. Do not shave your head! Lisa needs braces. Dental plan! Lisa needs braces. Dental plan!