I’ve disliked Perez Hilton for probably more than 20 years now. I think he’s a nasty and horrible human being. However, sharing the video of what he did, don’t do that. He’s got three kids. Maybe he’s a shitty person and a good Dad, I don’t know. Be a good human, make good choices.

I heard today that an ex-boyfriend who cheated on me and married my ex-friend that he cheated on me with, cheated on her. She’s left him. It may take years, but what goes around always comes around. Live honestly.

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Need a timeline cleanser? This is Fall 2023, my little babies Rose, Charlie and Dottie.

My Mother is pretty intelligent. She worked hard and made sure we had loads of activities to keep us out of the house on the weekends and away from my Dad. He went to jail for attempted murder of her and while there tried to hire someone else to kill her. I get real tired of these takes.

@jcar8mm.bsky.social · 3d ago

No intelligent middle-class woman under the age of 70 these days with resources available will stay with an abusive spouse. If there’s a kid around then they will take them with them. This isn’t 1929, and these women aren’t stupid. All sorts of claims are made in custody disputes too.

My kids watched a cat die today. One of the stray cats we feed was chased by the neighbors dog. It jumped on the fence and one leg got caught between boards. She had a bite wound and was just hanging there. I don’t know how long she was there but we couldn’t save her. Kids are devastated.

I really don’t give too much of a shit about celebrity couples. But, if Tom Holland and Zendaya don’t make it, I’m going to cry. All the press and videos, they just make my black soul happy.

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Waiting out the credits for the last scene in Spider-Man. It was so good. I laughed, I cried…yah dah yah dah. 10:30 pm showing and the theater was completely full.

Shouldn’t Space Police have rules about shooting at the moon? I feel like this is their wheelhouse?

WIRED@wired.com · 5d ago

The impact will kick up a plume of debris so high, it’ll likely be visible through some telescopes. Astronomers will be watching. www.wired.com/story/spacex...

Let's remember some Baseball Injuries! I'll go first: Glenallen Hill having a nightmare about spiders that was so bad he fell out of bed and through a glass table

Amanda Mull@amandamull.bsky.social · 5d ago

MLB players are the thoroughbred horses of the human world in that if you take your eye off them for a second they will get loose and find some completely novel Looney Tunes way to suffer a catastrophic injury

I just read that the Clancy trial is going to last two months. I don’t think I can handle two months of headlines about this.

Family group chat: My Mother: “I need some strong men to help me do blah, blah, blah” Me “My children are not men, Mother.” My 15 year old who hasn’t mastered using the laundry hamper “I am a man.” Me “Looking forward to your first rent payment.” Child “I don’t understand.”

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No one pisses me off like this dude pisses me off. It’s a whole new flavor of pissed off.

FactPost@factpostnews.bsky.social · 6d ago

RFK Jr. suggests Americans can more easily afford groceries if they start eating liver instead of beef: "Most of the cheap cuts of meat are very inexpensive. ... You can buy liver"

This farce has really brought back memories of 2020 Twitter. This shit is ugly and embarrassing.

Aaron Rupar@atrupar.com · last wk.

Ron Johnson claims the the "injection injured" are committing mass suicide

Yes, I was blocked for saying this. Jason took that personally.

USER WAS BLOCKED FOR THIS POST@blockedforthispost.bsky.social · last wk.

I think it’s just a post about a cannonball, Jason.

“That guy loved watching people die, it was his thing.” It’s a pretty honest eulogy.

Aaron Rupar@atrupar.com · last wk.

Trump on Lindsey Graham: "He's never seen a war that he didn't like. He was very much into that -- you know, for good reason. He felt that way, some other people feel that way."

It sucks ass to be fighting to open a jar of salsa at 2am. I think they make them impossible to open to incite rage and my ability to withstand a mouthful of fire.

This is the dumbest shit I’ve read on the internet today.

USER WAS BLOCKED FOR THIS POST@blockedforthispost.bsky.social · 2w ago

That's because Dems care about civil rights, which means we need to winnow out the progressives because they extremely do not care about civil rights.

The best way to end an actual argument with my nerd brother is start a real argument about whether Loki should have been an Avenger and watch his head explode over that instead.

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I guess Spider-Man is probably going to do very well. I had to buy four tickets in two different rows for a 10pm Saturday showing. My poor kids are going to have neckaches. Not me though.

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I just finished the Tom Hiddleston Pompeii series that the Guardian told me was so cringe that I’d turn into cheese. Yes, it’s cheesy. But, it’s cheesy in a very sweet and earnest way. Its heart is in the right place.

It's safe to assume that all major LLMs are scraping Bluesky data to train future models. As an open protocol, Bluesky is one of the few sources of fresh human-generated content that anybody can gobble up. So all this is probably going in the models. There are submarines in the Great Lakes.

She’s a 10lb skittish stray that I put food out for, she’s not a panther, dude.

I just saw the headline “Grocery Shopping in the Age of Explosive Diarrhea” and it wasn’t a joke. But it is a joke, right? This whole thing? We’re in an alternate universe Christopher Nolan pulled out of his ass and wrote on a cocktail napkin at some rich person’s party?

Anyone one else notice how pissy kids get about rules? Not even a brand new rule. No shoes on upstairs where there is carpet. It’s been a rule since we moved in 5 years ago. But it’s brand new information to a teenager every other day and then the audacity they have to get mad about it.

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What would Miss Rose do without my hearing children to let me know she’s whining?

Benjamin Netanyahu is a war criminal.

Class hierarchy assignments coming soon.

Aaron Rupar@atrupar.com · 2w ago

Linda McMahon says some elementary school students should be put on a "pathway" to become plumbers