Alexandre Dumbass
@jmbrnt.online
host of the dank fidelity radio programme on beagle radio, network engineer and otherwise completely normal
watching ted lassoo is like hearing a seppo say "i appreciate you"
Hey if you dont want to use an app and give all your data to new world for some mildly discounted items (that they could just discount anyway but they don't because they're pricks).. use mine! I'll use all the airpoints to fly to australia and buy some cheap bananas
Fark it’s buzzy how 9yos come home from school singing MJ songs, it wasn’t that long ago we came home from school singing MJ parody songs (about him being a terrible pedo!)
If letterbox ever asks me about movies I’m so totally fucked dude
MVP having 2 meanings and being used constantly for both in business settings is fuckin leet IMO
Jonah Hill sucking is great news we have to have reported to us on a yearly cadence. Also I’ve never trained any martial arts and I could waste him easily
dungeon crawler carl suffers heavily from 'ready player one' syndrome unforch
saw Hun Lynch perform some of this in whangas a few months back and it was insanely good
UnderTheRadar@undertheradarnz.bsky.social · 2d agoJoin Hun Lynch with full band celebrating her debut album Sycophant in the majestic setting of Kāhui St David's in Tāmaki Makaurau on 29th August — with special guest Sean Dioneda Rivera. Brought to you by Noa Records and Strange News! Get tickets via UTR.
I only follow absolute mingas on IG so if I see a hot I know it’s an ad and I can banish it
i miss emailing flyingout about ordering in annoying small release records no one else wanted :~(
instead of building data centres more people should have LG tvs that let people run random compute tasks in a distributed fashion
www.nzherald.co.nz/nz/politics/... Shouts to National for getting me away from Te Hana as quickly as possible
Biggest-ever PPP: $3.6b Northland expressway deal signed
The 26km expressway will include twin tunnels through the Dome Valley.
nzherald.co.nz
I had to sleep through sumo tonight in order to be up during spooky hours so I’ll have to watch the replay later. But that doesn’t mean that we shouldn’t talk about Ukrainian Rikishi Aonishiki’s Keith Harring keshomawashi.
pretty annoyed to not live in auckland today (i want to see the big new eel)
MS Word should never be experienced in darkmode. That's not for you.
my awesome ~70yo neighbour replies to texts with heaps of flower emojis. i asked her to take my bin in one time and she send a single rose. and did the bins.
the school uses so much ai generated shit the kids are coming back with worksheets that call maths 'math' and i am this close to googling who is my MP to complain about this
if you listen to transylvanian hunger all the time then go back to a blaze in the northern sky you forget how.. groovy abitns is
someone please make iterm2 for linux. why do all the terminal emulators i try.. suck
this screenshot makes me want to start botw all over again (im currently doing a 100% completion run of botw)
Aftermath@aftermath.site · last wk.I hate starting games: aftermath.site/starting-games...
