Jeremy Ward
@jmichaelward.com
❤️❤️❤️🩶🩶🩶🩶🩶🩶🩶 🩶🩶🩶🩶🩶🩶🩶🩶🩶🩶 Just getting started.
An actual “big tent” party would be celebrating populist wins, just saying.
You mean how people literally did their jobs before?
Alexander Glass@alexanderglass.bsky.social · 19h agoI have one answer.
A silly thing I noticed watching too much Jeopardy! on Hulu is that the closing theme song ends with the same rhythmic progression as the sound of a Daily Double, with the latter being a much, much higher pitch.
Dinkytown McDonald's in April 1971 and five billion burgers later in October 1973. #Dinkytown @eastbankmpls.bsky.social
in the Québécois version of King of the Hill (“Henri pis sa gang”), Boomhauer is named Papineau and sounds like this
Pro-slavery skeet from Amy from just over a year ago is relevant again as ICE plans on re-opening a prison in Appleton, MN.
Amy Klobuchar@amyklobuchar.com · last yr.NEWS: the Bureau of Prisons just decided to reverse course and keep their facility in Duluth open. I urged BOP leadership to take this step to protect these good paying jobs that are vital to the local economy.
@mayorher.bsky.social basically nobody in the community wants you to do these sweeps, nobody trusts you now, and you appear to not understand what you did wrong. Resign. And stop the sweeps while you’re at it. 
Kyle Stokes@kystokes.bsky.social · 2d agoScoop: In a private call with top officials, St. Paul Mayor Kaohly Her lashed at requests to delay a homeless encampment sweep. She attributed her anger to “fuckery” being said about her in public, 3 officials told @axios.com . One state rep logged off in frustration. www.axios.com/local/twin-c...
Remember when we used to laugh at North Korea?
Aaron Rupar@atrupar.com · 3d agoTrump: “The Winning Shot in the Bedminster Club Championship! Thank you very much to all of those who participated. I won with a 70, & am so honored in that, unlike the rest of the field, I’m given very little time to practice, bc I’m focused on many other things. It’s called TALENT, and I have it”
I saw yesterday that some right-wing outlets were running stories about me, which I’m used to. But this time I’m going to say something about it, because these were framed to imply that I was aligned with their own transphobia. ⬇️
I am making it a habit to always look for the labor story behind these nasty scandals. The consumers are almost never the only ones being harmed.
The Diarrhea Lettuce Company Has Been Linked to Forced Labor
The lettuce-producing Taylor Farms was linked to the widespread use of prison labor before its involvement in a cyclospora outbreak.
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This would look great in your home. Please don’t hesitate to reach out about your blank wall problems.
There’s a whole published gameplan about it.
4fuxake@blueheartedly1.bsky.social · 5d agoWho thinks Donald Trump is purposely sabotaging America?
Maybe it’s me, maybe I’m old fashioned, but the sitting president has all but declared war on states that didn’t vote for him, and I feel like the media should be talking about that every once in a while, right?
Here is your Saturday read: “Bitterness is a weight made up, not of all the times people told you you couldn’t do something—but of all the times you believed them.” buttondown.com/monteiro/arc...
How to be a petty motherfucker
Is there really a difference between being bitter or being petty? Most of the time I feel the latter is being confused with the former. Am I missing something here?
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“Gold rush could bust if we don’t sell more pickaxes,” says pickaxe salesman.
The Irish Times@irishtimes.com · 7mo agoAI boom could falter without wider adoption, Microsoft chief Satya Nadella warns
Mayor Her resignation countdown.
Frederick Melo, Reporter (TwinCities.com, Pioneer Press)@frederickmelo.bsky.social · 5d agoSomething is coming… The Mystery Countdown has begun! First National Bank will never be the same! www.twincities.com/2026/07/30/s... Story by the rather productive @tylerquattrin
Oh, you needed clips? Here's one from Sisyphus that was posted three days ago: www.youtube.com/watch?v=xCrw...
We all hate ICE right?
YouTube video by Ahmed Khalaf Comedy
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Jeremy Ward@jmichaelward.com · 5d agoWent to my first-ever Don't Tell Comedy event tonight and saw Ahmed Khalaf for the first time. Fucking hilarious! He said he's opening for Chris Porter at Acme on August 12-15 and I'm reminded how annoyed I am that Acme doesn't do more to promote the whole bill. Gonna try to see him again.
I've lived in DT St. Paul for over 9 years and one of my neighbors does this every so often and it has never failed to make me smile.
taylr@taylordahlin.com · 5d agothe bubbler of lasalle is at it again!! filling the streets of loring park with bubbles
Let's coordinate outfits. Tickets here: acmecomedycompany.com/shows/08-12-...
Acme Comedy Co - Acme Comedy Co
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Jeremy Ward@jmichaelward.com · 5d agoWent to my first-ever Don't Tell Comedy event tonight and saw Ahmed Khalaf for the first time. Fucking hilarious! He said he's opening for Chris Porter at Acme on August 12-15 and I'm reminded how annoyed I am that Acme doesn't do more to promote the whole bill. Gonna try to see him again.
Went to my first-ever Don't Tell Comedy event tonight and saw Ahmed Khalaf for the first time. Fucking hilarious! He said he's opening for Chris Porter at Acme on August 12-15 and I'm reminded how annoyed I am that Acme doesn't do more to promote the whole bill. Gonna try to see him again.