Almost got hit by a cyclist going through a red light on Notting Hill Gate, and he was motoring. This is getting to be almost a daily occurrence.
THERE IS WATER FALLING OUT OF THE SKY IN HAMMERSMITH. I REPEAT STRANGE DEMONIC FORCES ARE WORK. WATER ID FALLING FROM THE SKY.
I’ve got this random screenshot programme on my PC, and today it’s this picture of Helsinki. Looks lovely, doesn’t it?
Ok. They are playing China In Your Hand by T’Pau. Heart And Soul is a really good song guys. That spoken undertone on the chorus is excellent. Just because I’m not an 1990s journalist that Carol told to fuck off, it doesn’t make m wrong either.
I’m in the rugby club, and this huge guy couldn’t persuade his 3 year old daughter to sit outside because the racing was on the telly. “Horseies!” “We’ll go and see some real, live horses tomorrow?” “No!” In the end, he just picked her up and went, but it was pretty funny.
“Welcome to The 2030 UEFA World Cup, live from The Camp Nou for the opening match of Spain v Japan. It was, of course meant to be Spain v Switzerland, but they were banned for not burning Infantino at the stake. No South American teams, because they are still in FIFA, and good luck with that.”
And on the same date we have seen the last. Fitting really.
Linehan reminds me of Joe’s description of Harold in The Stand. “Big white worms eating up his brain like maggots.”
Siobhan "Shiv" Craig - DarkEden21@darkeden21.bsky.social · 6d agojust in case you wondered how graham is doing lol
Andy Burnham should make sure the Paramount deal doesn’t go through until they make this.
If there is one thing I want from Andy Burnham, is for him to bring back The Witchcraft Act of 1735. I’m all in favour of banging up mediums, who as far as I am concerned are con artists.
I am starting to have my doubts about supporting The Minutemen as an English person playing Fallout 4.
I have no idea what the Reacher TV series is about, but I imagine it’s about a guy whose mission in life is to give as many reach arounds as possible.
This guy is such a twat, and offended me so much that I’m going to write to every Labour MP demanding they cut VAT on all men’s haircare products.
Pete Fraser@petefrasermusic.bsky.social · 2w agoOk, talking about class in vox pops is now banned until it starts making any sense.
I just found out, through a reddit post, that there is a website called Wikifeet. I wonder who goes there.
Wayne Rooney not only called the half time show crap, he also said the infantino’s white trainers were stupid. The Waybear has broken confinement. Good on ya lad.
Bueno Estenté Ethethethe Footibalé Coppa Finisho mit Argibargitina con Espanogla. QUELLE TRAVISTICO!? Los Argis stampo con ires Goolies di Espagnols y slappidiface com opponentas. Minky Sminky populari del Mundo dit “Oi! Leonard Messi “Get up and play some football you c*nt!” Boutros Boutros-Ghali
Hesiod really didn’t trust Cheryl Tweedy. “Do not let a woman who has decorated her buttock deceive you by wily coaxing, for she is after your granary.”
1. Get pissed. 2. Get off your head on quality narcotics. 3. Mind wipe 4. Develop an unknown disease that causes you to forget everything. 5. I don’t know, have you tried getting pissed again?
I think that for the third place playoff, we should have a banner, “Excuse me fine French people, is there any chance we could have Gascony back? Much obliged.”
In the FIFA rankings before the 2006 WC, Mexico were forth in the rankings, and the USA fifth. FIFA must have been on a lot of drugs back then. I still think they overrate CONACAF teams, but that was true, “Fuck it man, I need you to go to the garage and get 17 packs of monster munch.” Thinking.
I have just seen someone walking around Ladbroke Grove in a Brazil top. Why? They got beat by ten dwarves and an Ent. They got beat by a team that England can beat. You should be taking that top, going to your Neymar shrine, putting the top on it and burning that fucker until its ashes. Shameless.
At least it wasn’t The Stay Puft Marshmallow Man.
✨queer commie terrorist✨@britculpsapp.bsky.social · 3w agowe’re too late; lindsey graham has chosen his new vessel for reincarnation
Back in Maida Hill for the first time in years, and I’ve stepped in dogshit. Some places don’t change.
Why doesn’t Dan Burn, being larger, just eat Lionel Messi?