Joey Guanciale
@joebreslin.bsky.social
a cracked polystyrene man DF #138. Jake Certified Good Dude™ philly sports aspiring Bez when's the last time you met a funky diabetic?
I should start a group chat with all the people who post that they're not in any group chats
sounds like someone who's never had to pull something out of a very embarrassed dog's ass
Ben Collins@bencollins.bsky.social · yesterdayOh my god the dietician who is telling everyone in the White House to only eat steak and sauerkraut doesn't wipe his ass.
has Mitch McConnell taken his unfortunate turn for the worse yet?
you see it all started with an oilman named Clint Murchison.
@spicynoodz.bsky.social · 2d agoYo I hate this city. How did we let this happen
Barry gives space but is ready to pounce as soon as Santos walks away
the thing is, a gift to the cartels = a gift to police
Team Talarico@teamtalaricohq.bsky.social · 3d agoJames Talarico on Texas officially banning THC: “Texans aren’t going to stop smoking weed and eating edibles because politicians in Austin say so. We are now telling full-grown adults how to live their lives. This is the nanny state at its worst; this is big government at its worst."
Luke Vallese was right for making fun of me for liking Culture Club in first grade. #teamhifisean
Stereogum@stereogum.com · 3d agoBoy George fires label manager who blocked his AI pro-Israel reggae song, drops diss track about Soup Dragons singer stereogum.com/2507103/boy-...
Rice, grilled miso hamachi kama, and seaweed salad 🍽️🍜
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Ser Rhydo the Fuzzball@nolongersms.bsky.social · 5d agoFind the 5 words from your birth year that perfectly describe YOUR vibe ⬇️ www.merriam-webster.com/time-traveler/ unnilhexium bioreactor fugazi glass closet blobfish
when every celebrity with a Philly connection tries showing up to a LeBron Sixers game after being Lakers/Knicks fans for the past decade
baseball is proof that god hates us and wants us to suffer
of course he's from Delco
Alex Coffey@byalexcoffey.bsky.social · last wk.Meet Joey Abel, the Delco native who sunburned LeBron into his back. He was in Sea Isle when the idea occurred to him. “I was like, ‘How can I get a LeBron James jersey as fast as possible?’ And that’s where my mind went.” Abel has no plans to apply aloe vera: www.inquirer.com/sixers/meet-...
is there a mirrorball out there that can finish the job?
Marisa Kabas@marisakabas.bsky.social · last wk.“boy george admits he used AI to create his new pro-israel song” is now a sentence we can say
A century ago, white nationalists were saying the exact same things about Rep. Rulli's Italian ancestors -- they weren't white, they were criminals, they could never assimilate to "our" country
Aaron Rupar@atrupar.com · last wk.Rep. Michael Rulli on reports that ICE is preparing to mass deport of Haitians from Ohio: "Let's get them out of here. Let's get 'em all out of here, and let's start from the beginning."
Post a perfect album from the 90s. I love screamadelica but they were chasing the soup dragons with it.
Sam Brody@samuelhayimbrody.bsky.social · last wk.Post a perfect album from the 90s.
the whole point of the hall of fame is that not every very good player can be in it
Eggplant Lasagnette. Very tedious to make but delicious. I thought I'd have two pieces. We split one. 🍽️🍜
Main Line Community Network strikes again
Joey Guanciale@joebreslin.bsky.social · 3w agoreally feels like there are two Americas right now
Jesus definitely has a Chest O'Plenty full of ribbons.
God@thegodshow.com · 2w agoJesus never said anything about “wiping countries off the map.” Jesus wasn’t a soldier. Jesus was killed by soldiers.
my favorite new subset of people to block from the discover feed are Canadians showing off the lettuce they can eat and talking shit on the US. bitches, we have farmers' markets too